Tasty Waves and a Double Your Pleasure Bud

By A. Bedhead in Tasty Waves

seyfriedesqAmanda Seyfried’s smokin’ hot photoshoot. (Yeeeah!)

Amber Rose’s thong matches her shoes. (CS)

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s “Pear Ass Chronicles” are over? (CB)

Idiot Paparazzo walks into a pole. On video. (SOMG)

She’s Out Of My League & Green Zone reviews. (Pajiba)

Christina Ricci: Adorable even when she’s drunk. (POTP)

Joe Jonas & lover step out of the closet. (AG)

Wizard Of Oz Remake gets casting hints. (IBBB)

Star Wars, reimagined by the Coen Brothers. (Heeb)

Alexander Skarsgard is cute even while pouting. (PB)

Sienna Millar’s ass wobbles when she walks. (GB)

15 Hottest Mother-Daughter Combos In Show Business: MILFS & their lil’ DILFs. (PC)

Lisa Marie Presley’s Amazingly Good-Looking Daughter, Riley Keough

By A. Bedhead in Dakota Fanning, Film, Runaways (The)

Riley Keough

Well, I’d have never realized it unless I wasn’t already informed, but Riley Keough is the 20-year old daughter of Lisa Marie Presley (and Danny Keough). Miss Keough and Lisa Marie were snapped together at the Los Angeles premiere of The Runaways, in which Elvis’ granddaughter plays the twin sister of Cherie Currie (Dakota Fanning). Hey, can’t someone throw a shirt on mom?

Robert Pattinson Career Assessment

By A. Bedhead in Film, Reviews, Robert Pattinson

remember me

The latest RPattz (non-Twlight-related) film, Remember Me, opens today. Appropriately, here is a Robert Pattinson Career Assessment. And stay tuned, for I’ll be reviewing his new film too.

The Blind Leading the Blonde

By Mr. Atoz in Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag/Pratt has no perceptible talents or virtues beyond an absolutely superhuman ability to not go away, but there’s something weirdly compelling about the sheer vapid tawdriness of her “career.” Her musical début didn’t proceed exactly as planned, but she’s moving on and swears that things are gonna be different. Step one: buy a whole new body. Step two: Fire that douchebag of a husband/manager and replace him with a psychic douchebag:

After the incredible experiences I have had healing my life and truly connecting to my dreams with healer intuitive Aiden Chase, I have officially asked him to become my manager…. Having an intuitive psychic leading my team gives me an edge no one else has.”

No doubt about it, putting your career in the hands of “ancient Native American spirit healers” has got to be a step up from whatever the hell Spencer was bringing to the team. Maybe at some point she’ll consider something really unconventional like acquiring some actual skills. Hence my alternative title for this post, “If I Only Had a Brain.”

Tasty Waves and a Fooling No One Bud

By A. Bedhead in Tasty Waves

eli roth kissing peaches geldofPlease excuse my insensitivity and outright bluntness, but a friend of mine, Eli Roth, is about to dislike me immensely for mentioning that sucking face with Peaches Geldof for the paps is quite beneath him. (Daily Mail)

Moving right along… Sadly, I ran out of time last night to do proper linkage for today, so please do visit some of my favourite sites:

Pajiba
Celebitchy
Yeeeah!
Seriously? Omg! WTF?
Pop on the Pop
Amy Grindhouse
Celebrity Smack
Gabby Babble
Heeb
Popbytes
I’m Bringing Blogging Back

Chlöe Sevigny On Gay Boyfriends, Bisexuality & Murder

By A. Bedhead in Chloe Sevigny, Vincent Gallo

Chloe Sevigny - Big Love

About to get some hot Mormon action in HBO’s “Big Love”

Indie goddess/fashion weirdo Chlöe Sevigny recently sat down with The Advocate in a fairly engrossing interview, in which (among other things) she spoke of her own semi-bisexual tendencies as well as the “bisexual trend” embraced by many of today’s young starlets:

Could you ever see yourself in a relationship with a woman?
Probably not, no. I need more meat and potatoes — with more of the meat part, I guess. [Laughs]

When celebrities like Lady Gaga, Fergie, and Ke$ha have discussed being bisexual or having bisexual tendencies in recent interviews, they’ve often been accused of doing so just for attention or to seem cooler. Has bisexuality become fashionable in Hollywood?

No, I wouldn’t say it’s fashionable. You have a lot of gay power players, but when it comes down to it, Hollywood is more homophobic than anywhere else. And I would never say something like that just to seem more interesting — that’s just the reality of who I was — but our society is a lot more forgiving of women than it is of men when it comes to that sort of thing.

While it’s just too bad that Sevigny’s idea of “meat and potatoes” just happens to include Vincent “Just a Gigolo” Gallo, she is absolutely correct about gayness/bisexuality being much more acceptable for women in society. Another interesting portion of the interview involves Sevigny’s observations of Michael Alig (the “King of the Club Kids” who was convicted of a particularly brutal murder) and her reaction upon learning that Alig will soon be released from prison:

You played Michael Alig’s girlfriend Gitsie in Party Monster. Would you have any interest in looking up Michael when he gets paroled in a few years?

Ooh, I’m not so sure. I mean, he did a bad thing. But I knew all of them and hung out with all those guys, which is why I did the picture. I was looking through my brother’s photos and mementos the other day, and I found this letter that I’d sent to him from back then. I wrote, “You won’t believe what happened in the club scene! This guy Michael Alig killed this other guy…” I go on and on about what happened, and this was even before it was in the papers. I remember that Freeze and Angel would never sell me whatever drugs I was into, so I’d always have to ask my gay boyfriends to buy them for me. Those guys were threatened by me — especially Michael — because all the gay boys loved me.

While Chlöe and I don’t have the drug history thing in common, I definitely dig the fact that she has gay boyfriends. After all, they can be quite useful in a pinch. Good times, mates.

Gaga Gone Manga

By A. Bedhead in Jessica Alba, Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga MangaJessica Alba Manga

One of Worth1000’s recent photoshopping competitions features Celebrity Manga; unsurprisingly, Lady Gaga and Jessica Alba were given the treatment but with admittedly impressive results. Check out the other contest entries here.

Tarantino to Star in Avatar Sequel, Sort of

By Mr. Atoz in Alan Cumming, Film, Katy Perry, Neil Patrick Harris, Quentin Tarantino

Tarantino and Smurf

The rainbow-colored mystery (okay, mostly blue) that is the Smurfs movie continues to deepen. Granted, a Smurfs movie sounds like a perfectly awful idea right out of the box. But then came news that Alan Cumming had somehow been convinced to play the voice of Gutsy Smurf, while Neil Patrick Harris would play some mysterious non-Smurf entity. So maybe this won’t suck, right?

Of course, then we learned that Katy Perry would play Smurfette, which moved the project right back into the “this might just suck after all” category. But now it’s rumored that Quentin Tarantino will Smurf up as Brainy Smurf, who’s some sort of cuddly blue version of Karl Rove for Papa Smurf. What’s next? Javier Bardem as Gargamel? Then again, maybe the role will go to Vin Diesel. It’s anyone’s guess where this movie is headed.



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