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January 2009 (9)

06: Tasty Waves and a Naked Wallpaper Bud
05: You Suck. Now, Deal With It.
05: Bedhead Hall Of Shame: The Gotti Guidos
05: Go Diego Reznor Go (0)
04: Tasty Waves and a Screw ‘Em All Bud
02: Still Trying To Figure This One Out (5)
02: Jett Travolta’s Seizure Related Death: Preventable? (12)
02: Naked German Huey Lewis Water Aerobics, Say What? (6)
02: Tasty Waves and a Madness Takes Its Toll Bud

December 2008 (82)

31: Pete Doherty Recycles His Yearly Resolution (2)
31: Joaquin Phoenix vs. Brett Ratner: Skeevy-Scruffy Smackdown (5)
31: Scarlett, You So Funny, Girl (5)
31: Tasty Waves and a Totally NSFW Bud
30: Six Degrees and a Few Million Bucks’ Worth of Kevin Bacon (2)
30: Adverts That Work #77: Offend, Offend, Offend (0)
30: Einstein 1, Mariah Carey 0 (8)
30: Tasty Waves and a Pick Your Poison Bud
29: James Bond: One Hot Sellout (2)
29: Media-Blitzing Cruise Works In Attempt to Discredit Anonymous (4)
29: Trent Reznor Only Thought He Was Up Above It (0)
28: Tasty Waves and a Get the Fuck Out Bud
28: The Curious Case of the Theater Vigilante (5)
26: Run, Phat Boy, Run
24: My Version of Yuletide Joy (6)
24: Tasty Waves and a Waking The Cadaver Bud
23: Nothing Like a Gift You Made Yourself (3)
23: Adverts That Work #76: Little Voyeurs Everywhere (4)
23: Robbie, We Hardly Knew Ye (5)
23: Tasty Waves and a See No Evil Bud
22: Hitler Lives, But He Killed the Film (5)
22: Robert Pattinson Earns His Porn ‘Stache Credentials (0)
22: Just So Fucking Cute. Really.
22: Pete Doherty, Citing Mystery “Arm Injury,” Cancels Gigs (1)
21: Tasty Waves and a Hard To Please Bud
20: Why Katie & Nicole’s Twin Afflictions Might Matter (8)
19: A Crapload Of Scientology Updates (9)
19: That Bloody Pete Doherty & His Exploding Limbs (6)
19: Tasty Waves and a Hilariously Shiny Bud
18: Gee, Your Meat Smells Terrific (2)
18: The Shortest Column in Magazine History (2)
17: Matthew McConaughey: Déjà Dude (3)
17: Trent Reznor Ushers In The Holiday Spirit (6)
17: Hugh Jackman’s Sexy Dance Of Infertility (7)
17: Tasty Waves and a Frosty The Pervert Bud
16: Who Says Journalism Can’t be Creative? (4)
16: Literally Famous for Nothing At All (2)
16: Adverts That Work #75: Awwwwwwwwww. (3)
16: Tasty Waves and an Effortlessly Fake Bud
15: Fraser vs. Carrey: The Heavyweight Freak Championship (2)
15: Shiny Happy Scientologists Holding, Er, Never Mind (8)
15: Freddie Prinze, Jr. Gets His Mack On With Jennifer Love Hewitt
14: Tasty Waves and a Keanu Heaves Bud
12: Smell Like a Rapper, Or at Least Like Rap Breath (5)
12: Grunge Is Dead; Survivor Spotted At FAO Schwartz (5)
12: Those Nazi Porn Jokes Just Keep On Coming (2)
12: Tasty Waves and a Sexy-Smart Bud
11: Evan Rachel Wood Trades Up (1)
11: Despite All His Rage, Billy Corgan Is Just A Rat In A Cage. (5)
11: George Clooney Has Bat Nipples On Underneath That Santa Outfit (8)
11: Featuring KFed as JoJo the Ratfaced Boy (5)
11: Tasty Waves and a Gawd Awful Bud
10: Your Daily Kitler(s) (0)
10: Damn, I ♥ Bill Murray (9)
10: Milla Jovovich Lets It All Grow Out
10: Tasty Waves and a White Russian Bud
09: Adverts That Work #74: Surprise, Cockroach Sex! (1)
09: He Had a Certain Naive Charm, But No Muscle.
09: Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photos: The Happiest Day Ever (5)
09: Tasty Waves and a We’ll Always Have One Liners Bud
08: Gerard Butler Must Love Those Roofies (9)
08: Trent Reznor Announces a Breather. Hysteria Ensues. (6)
08: Print May Be Dead, But This Ain’t Helping (9)
07: Tasty Waves and a Scandalous Bud
05: Here We Go Again (5)
05: Justice Has Been Served (2)
05: Pete Doherty Inexplicably Mistaken for Pete Townshend (5)
05: Tasty Waves and a Mikey Likes It Bud
04: Copping the Obesity Plea (6)
04: Adverts That Work #73: Amy Winehouse All Cleaned Up (5)
04: Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photos: Always Been An Outsider (6)
04: Tasty Waves and a Vengeful Bud
03: The Horror, The Horror (5)
03: The Two Loves Blake Just Can’t Quit (5)
03: Metallica: The Frayed Ends of Sanity’s Hem (9)
03: Tasty Waves and an Unmistakably Cool Bud
02: Giving a Whole New Meaning to Celebrity Stalker (6)
02: Adverts That Work #72: Hitchcock & Bond Pump Gas (3)
02: Sienna Miller: Redefining “Her Majesty’s Pleasure” (10)
02: Tasty Waves and a Commando Bud
01: Oh Suck It, Santa
01: Robert Pattinson Really Needs an Intervention (11)

November 2008 (84)

30: Kate Moss Is Slowly Turning Into Pete Doherty (2)
30: Tasty Waves and a Screamer Bud
27: How a Vegetarian Copes With Thanksgiving Dinner (11)
26: A Sober, Moderate Appreciation of Our Blessings (3)
26: A Ceremony as Authentic as Their Love (1)
26: They Moaned and Wriggled Like Demented Garter Snakes (4)
26: Coming Attraction: Nicole Kidman’s Forehead of Doom (14)
26: Tasty Waves and a Let’s Screw Everything Up Bud
25: Dude, Don’t Bogart the Pretty Boy Vampires (1)
25: Adverts That Work #71: Sorta NSFW & Clever as Hell (3)
25: Tom Cruise Bends Over and Grabs Both Ankles (9)
24: Tasty Waves and a Better Than a Cock Puncher Bud
24: Bedhead Hall Of Shame: Robert Pattinson (3)
24: Shirley Manson is Way Ahead of the Game (4)
24: Scientology Guard Kills Samurai Swordsman. Natch. (8)
23: Tasty Waves and a More Popular Than Jesus Bud
21: That’s a Man, Baby (7)
21: 50 Cent vs. The Bell: The Saga Continues (1)
21: Adverts That Don’t Work: Drugs Are Bad, M’Kay? (11)
21: How Many Starlets Does It Take To Flip A Light Switch? (0)
21: Tasty Waves and an Ugly as Sin Bud
20: Tim Kring Is Terribly Disappointed in You (5)
20: Just One Second, Wolverine (3)
20: Clooney’s Got Game, Yo (13)
20: Oh Hell, My Inner Fag Hag is Back (12)
19: Tasty Waves and a Capo Di Tutti Capi Bud
19: Sexy is a Relative Term (9)
19: The Much Too Usual Suspects (0)
19: It Can’t Be Bargained With. It Can’t Be Reasoned With. (7)
19: Kristen Stewart Bares Her Fangs (11)
19: Tasty Waves and a get the Money, then the Power, then the Women Bud
18: Mrs. Smith Takes Down Mr. Hunt (2)
18: This Can’t Be Real (6)
18: Adverts That Work #70: It’s About Damn Time (7)
18: Scientology Quashes Book & MGM Chews Away Its Last Fingernails (2)
18: Tasty Waves and a Men & Women are from Uranus Bud
17: Indie Goddess Phenomenon Spotted at Miami Beach (3)
17: Madonna Gets One-Upped At Her Own Game (8)
16: One Brooding James Bond is No Match (4)
16: Tasty Waves and a Cosmic Bud
14: A Most Peculiar Threesome (10)
14: The Upside to an Economic Downturn (7)
14: Chris Elliot Has A Daughter (6)
14: Tasty Waves and a Something Big’s Come Up Bud
13: Eli Roth Has His Hands In The Cinematic Cookie Jar (3)
13: At Last, A Family Reunion Worth Looking Forward To (3)
13: Adverts That Work #69: Do You Like Scary Movies? (1)
12: Tasty Waves and a You’re A Bad Man Bud
12: Coming Soon to a Largely Empty Theatre Near You (6)
12: Moss to Wahlberg: The Distaste Is Mutual (4)
12: Step Aside, James Bond (3)
11: Tasty Waves and a Blitzkrieg Bop Bud
11: 2008: A Space Oddity (2)
11: The Following Treacle Has Been Rated R (1)
11: In Related News, Most Earthlings Are Tone Deaf (2)
11: The Ultimate Douchebag Pickup Line? (1)
10: Tasty Waves and a Batman Goes Batshit Crazy Bud
10: Ashton Kutcher Might Be In the Doghouse (8)
10: No Longer Cool But Still Sexy, Just Not With Women (7)
10: We’ll Always Have Mr. Blonde
09: Tasty Waves and an Ohhhh Nooooo Bud
08: Adverts That Work #68: Getting All Meta and Shit (0)
07: Madonna’s Plan to Destroy America (12)
07: Neil Gaiman’s Coraline is Creeping Closer (7)
07: Tasty Waves and an Eat Me, Drink Me Bud
06: Finally, the Rohypnol Wears Off (6)
06: My Inner Fag Hag is Seething (28)
06: Your Only Logical Choice (4)
06: Yet More Wisdom from Gwyneth Paltrow (7)
06: Tasty Waves and a Come With Me If You Wanna Live Bud
05: Her Most Challenging Role to Date (2)
05: Nazi Films are the New Cinematic Black (3)
05: The Olsen Twins Go Pinup: Underwhelmingly So? (7)
05: Tasty Waves and a Tellin’ Y’all It’s Sabotage Bud
04: Former Scientologist Admits He Would Have Killed For the Cult (UPDATE) (2)
04: And Now, an Election Day Message from Carrie Underwood (8)
04: A Little Much-Needed Levity on this Important Day (2)
04: The Good, The Buggered, and the Fugly (2)
04: Tasty Waves and a Goodfellas Bud
03: Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day is Finally Happening (3)
03: Adverts That Work #67: Getting One’s Priorities Straight (4)
03: Scientology Goons Beat The Crap Out Of Protesters (13)
02: Tasty Waves and a Goodbye Cruel World Bud
01: Classiest Costume of the Year (8)

October 2008 (96)

31: A Spirited Exchange of Political Views (0)
31: John Mayer Continues to Ooze Class (4)
31: 10 Horror Flicks That Have Truly Done The Deed (18)
31: Tasty Waves and a Don’t Do This Bud
30: Updated Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Report
30: Quentin Tarantino’s Feisty French Girl (6)
30: Russell Brand Will Someday Inherit Duff McKagen’s Kingdom (3)
29: Tasty Waves and a Living Dead Girl Bud
29: Twins Fighting Over Yet More Twins (9)
29: You Know, Freddie Mercury Did Have A Great Rack (7)
29: Adverts That Work #66: E.T.’s Eternal Extraterrestrial Mindmeld (1)
29: Tasty Waves and a Just Get The Hell Out Bud
28: Deep Thoughts, by Peaches Geldof (4)
28: Eva Green Goes Red; Stays Weird (5)
28: Rick Astley Is Never, Ever Gonna Give You Up (3)
28: It’s Good To Be Pacino (1)
28: So, How D’ya Like Anne Hathaway Now? (5)
27: Tasty Waves and a $100,000,000 Bud
27: Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photos: Utterly Terrifying Edition (3)
27: It Was a Deviated Septum, You Prick!
27: Crotch-Flashers Not Included (8)
25: Tasty Waves and another Death is a Cute Goth Girl Bud
24: Duff McKagen: Wishing for His Own Private Idaho (10)
24: Dueling Italian Screen Sirens (11)
24: Wisdom from Peaches Geldof (3)
24: The Paris Hilton Hilton: Now with Cheap Hourly Rates (4)
24: Tasty Waves and a Duke Booty Bud
23: Post-Mortem Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Cold (8)
23: Bob Saget is the New Pete Doherty. WTF? (8)
23: Justin Timberlake Might Be An Ass Man (5)
22: Tasty Waves and a Gonna Do My Thing With The Thing Bud
22: Malkovich? Malkovich. Malkovich! (21)
22: Britney Is Getting Terrifyingly Creative (1)
22: Star Trek XIII: Really Grumpy Old Men (4)
22: Admit it. She could pretty much kick your ass.
21: Adverts That Work #65: Punk Rock Pizza! (4)
21: Tasty Waves and a Fun Equals Death Bud
21: For Outstanding Achievement in the Ineffective Use of a Beard (3)
21: Please Take My Picture, Mister Cameraman (5)
21: You Know, I’ve Had It With This Shit
21: Oh, Soldier? My Village Could Use Some Liberating. (2)
21: Tasty Waves and a Less Than Zero Bud
20: The Triumph of Hope Over Experience (5)
20: Eva Green: Breaking the Bond (Girl) (9)
19: Unintentionally Hilarious Captioning: Tom Cruise (2)
18: Tasty Waves and a Bela Lugosi’s Dead Bud
17: Currently. Hyperventilating. (4)
17: Poor Fake Lesbian Whore Go Boom (2)
17: Adverts That Work #64: Primrose Path? Never. (5)
17: Tasty Waves and an At Least They Have Street Cred Bud
16: What Happens When Scientologists Get Sick? (11)
16: An Unlikely Love Triangle (2)
15: You, Flock of Seagulls. You know why we’re here? (5)
15: Tasty Waves and a Goth-Cool Bud
15: Quick, Look Before She Disappears Again! (9)
15: All Poontang, All The Time (3)
15: For All The Wrong Reasons (4)
14: Tasty Waves and an Urban Legend Bud
14: Adverts That Work #63: Clever But Not Very Wise (3)
14: Madonna Will Kick Your Ass, Perhaps Fatally (0)
14: That Noise? A Die-Hard Fan Screaming In Agony.
14: Tasty Waves and a Just Make It Stop Bud
13: Your Entire Childhood Was a Lie: A Continuing Series (13)
13: Peter, Old Chap, What Did You Expect? (3)
13: Movie Posters: Art Inspiring Art, and so on (2)
13: And The Bollocks Thicken… (1)
11: Tasty Waves and an H-Bomb Bud
11: Dear Hollywood: No Means No (9)
10: Katie Holmes: Sexy Like Your 8th Grade Civics Teacher (5)
10: Ten Remade Songs That Totally Don’t Suck (11)
10: Adverts That Work #62: I Am Cornholio! (3)
10: Jack Bauer Fears No Land Animal (3)
09: Tasty Waves and a Faker Than Fake Bud (0)
09: Bill Murray’s Chick-Magnet Hat (7)
09: Bedhead Hall Of Shame: Tom Cruise (3)
09: Pete Doherty Will Make Your Dreams Come True (5)
09: Tasty Waves and an Art Inspiring Spirits Bud
08: Jamie Lynn 2: Electric Boogaloo (4)
07: Casting News, or Whatever the Opposite of News Is (8)
07: Two Great Flavors that Taste Craptastic Together (10)
07: Somebody Give This Wanker A Toothbrush (5)
06: Tasty Waves and a Japanese War Bride Bud
06: These Aren’t a Few of My Favorite Things (4)
06: Kanye Star in a Sitcom? No, Ye Kan’t (6)
04: A Symbol of the Past Still Haunting the Present (1)
03: Adverts That Work #61: Hooray For Boobies! (7)
03: Let’s Hear It For Fake Relationships! (7)
03: Tasty Waves and a Too Much Sex In Your Violence Bud
02: A Load Of Bollocks for Brit Rockers (1)
02: Isabella Rossellini Invites You To Get Porntastic (3)
02: Sienna Miller Is Still Underappreciated (5)
01: Tasty Waves and a Red Red Wine Bud
01: Reeks Like Teen Spirit, Possibly (5)
01: Adverts That Work Piss Me Off #60: That’s Despicable (8)
01: Quentin Tarantino Is One Stubborn Bastard (4)
01: Tasty Waves and a Girlfriend’s Gonna Laugh Anyway Bud

September 2008 (92)

30: Stop Me Before I Sing Again (1)
30: Roses, Kings, Castles, Checkmates, Aunt Jemima, and Fizz (UPDATE) (4)
30: Kate Winslet & Leonardo DiCaprio: Then & Now (3)
30: And Now, a Word from Mrs. Valkyrie (7)
30: Tasty Waves and a Je voudrais vous voir a poil Bud
29: Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photos: “No Audience” Edition (1)
29: Now That’s Just Mean (5)
28: I’ve Made A Huge Mistake (2)
28: Tasty Waves and a Double Down Bud
27: Did You Ever Know That You’re My Hero?
26: Katy Perry: It’s Not Quite Working Yet (10)
26: Latest Valkyrie Poster Understates The Cruise (3)
26: Tasty Waves and a Certain Death Bud
25: Note to Self: Next Time, Stick with John Galliano (8)
25: What’s Even More Downmarket than PBR? (2)
25: For Your Consideration: Angelina Jolie’s Lips Of Doom (3)
25: Adverts That Work #59: Ideal for “Arrested Develoment” Characters (0)
25: Tasty Waves and an Oh So Regrettable Bud
24: Sadly, No Clowns Were Killed in the Making of This Calendar (6)
24: Kirk Cameron Attempting to Destroy What Little Acting Career He Has Left (6)
24: What do Barack Obama, Rudy Giuliani, and Saddam Hussein have in common? (1)
24: Tasty Waves and a No Introductions Needed Bud
23: Wherein I Get My Ass Kicked For The Sicilian Way
23: Can He Sing from a Thread? (3)
23: Courtney Love Would Like to Abuse and Degrade You (4)
23: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. (4)
22: Tasty Waves and an It’s My Duty To Please That Booty Bud
22: An Oddly Unappealing and Rather Puzzling Publicity Stunt (1)
22: Oprah, Retract That Statement. NOW. (10)
22: Death, Taxes, and Steve Buscemi
21: Tasty Waves and a Visually Stimulating Bud
20: Adverts That Work #58: When All Else Fails (4)
20: Matthew McConaughey Wipes Out; Hairless Chests Soon To Lose Their Appeal (3)
19: Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photo Of The Day (5)
19: Tasty Waves and a Motherfuck-O-Meter Bud
19: Server Problems
18: Joe Francis Just Won’t Shut the Hell Up (4)
18: Pete Doherty’s One-Night Stand (4)
18: A Star Is Born, Sort Of (1)
18: Tasty Waves and a Captain Pegleg Bud
17: Josh Brolin talks W In W Magazine. (Get It?) (4)
17: Future Films: Funny ‘Cuz It’s True (3)
17: Carla Bruni and Metallica: Spot the Groupies (7)
17: Tasty Waves and a March of the Lemmings Bud
16: Everyone Hates Sienna Miller (12)
16: David Duchovny In A Kilt (5)
16: Puke-a-palooza
16: Bedhead Hall Of Shame: Russell Brand (3)
16: Tasty Waves and a Cool Chick Bud
15: The Eva Mendes National Slut Tour (4)
15: David Duchovny In Drag (7)
15: Jason Beghe Is A Hero. And Hot. Officially. (0)
14: It’s All Downhill From Here (4)
14: Tasty Waves and a Crazy 88 Bud
13: About Those Most Righteous Dudes
12: Why So Constipated? (4)
12: Adverts That (Might) Work #57: Two Righteous Dudes & One Conspicuously Absent Rapper (3)
12: Tasty Waves and a Heinously Catastrophic Bud
11: Depeche Mode Does “Enjoy The Silence” Atop The WTC
11: Trent Reznor At His Most Undignified (23)
11: Working Title
11: Tasty Waves and a Bodacious Bud
10: The Method Is Direct, But The Message, Not So Much (4)
10: Vincent Gallo Only Has Lily-white Intentions For This Presidential Race (2)
10: Rear of the Year: A Bum Affair (6)
10: Oh Bloody Hell
10: Tasty Waves and a Science Friction Bud
09: Shirley Manson, The Killer Urinal (2)
09: Adverts That (Admittedly) Work #56: You Can’t Lick Just One (7)
09: “Suppressive Persons” Just Don’t Understand (6)
09: Tasty Waves and a We’re So Totally Fucked Bud
08: Yeah, We’ve Heard This Before (2)
08: Pete Doherty Finds It Unfortunate That He Didn’t Have Enough Drugs to OD (1)
07: Paris Hilton’s Bloody Dreadful Screen Test (14)
07: Tasty Waves and a Cinderella Story Bud
05: Alec, You Thoughtless Little Pig (11)
05: Yet Another Reason to Hate David Spade (7)
05: “The Wonder Years” Is Switching Teams (3)
05: Tasty Waves and a Hard as Nails Bud
04: Gordon Ramsay’s Cranky Stomach (1)
04: Kevin Smith Unwittingly Proves Canadians are Cooler than Americans (3)
04: Kate Moss Totally Had To Pee (3)
04: Adverts That Work #55: In Retrosexualspect (0)
03: Tasty Waves and a Cult Classic Bud
03: Stay Classy, Lily Allen (2)
03: Who Would Want To Smell Like This? (5)
03: What Would Henry Rollins Do? (WTF Edition) (6)
03: Tasty Waves and a Diabolical Bud
02: Friedberg and Seltzer Achieve Greatness (1)
02: Tarantino Snags a Bitch and Several More Bastards (7)
01: Adverts That Work #54: Smells Like Team Spirit (0)
01: Tasty Waves and a Zombie-Bashing Bud

August 2008 (90)

30: Awww Yeah
29: Balding Like Beckham (9)
29: It’s All Pete Doherty’s Fault (1)
29: Tasty Waves and a Formerly Badass Bud
28: What a Bloody Disaster (4)
28: Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Doesn’t Know His Own Job (3)
28: This is Supposed to Be Controversial or Something (4)
27: Tasty Waves and a Let’s Go Get A Taco Bud
27: Jim McConaughey’s Happy Ending (5)
27: Never Underestimate The Fury Of W. Axl Rose (UPDATE) (4)
27: Adverts That Work #53: Attack of the 50 Foot Naked Woman (4)
27: Tasty Waves and a Just Fake It Bud
26: Not Quite As Cool As That Garden Zombie, But It Totally Works (1)
26: Tyler Durden Would Like to Sell You Some Soap (2)
26: Tara Reid Wants To Get You Laid (4)
26: Anticipating An Apocalypse: And Then There Were Nine (4)
26: Tasty Waves and a They Don’t All Have To Suck Bud
25: Pete Doherty Singlehandedly Saves Concertgoers From Imminent Death (2)
25: 5 out of 5 Scientists Agree: Dane Cook Is A Douche (11)
24: Suri Cruise Knows The Score; Scientology Kills Film Studios (5)
24: Tasty Waves and a Tastes Great, Less Filling Bud
22: Amy Winehouse Is a National Joke (2)
22: Adverts That Work #52: Bang-up & Possibly Bulletproof Bra (3)
22: Annie Leibovitz: 1; Daniel Radcliffe: 0 (12)
21: Tasty Waves and a “Remember, Sully, When I Promised I’d Kill You Last?” Bud
21: wlcm 2 dmpsvll. pop: u (4)
21: R for Rebound (6)
21: Would You Buy A Pickup Line From This Guy?
21: Tasty Waves and a Damsels In Faux Distress Bud
20: John Cusack’s Childhood Is All a Big Blur (9)
20: Henry Rollins On Social Networking (6)
19: Tasty Waves and a Guess From A Glimpse Bud
19: Winner of the Coveted Good Sport Award (7)
19: Adverts That Work #51: Show Me The Money Shot (6)
19: Tasty Waves and a Not Just A Woody Thing Bud
18: Obligatory Bastard-Not-A-Bastard Update (2)
18: Getting To Know Katie Holmes (5)
18: The Silver Lining Of Vampire Douchebags (6)
17: Tasty Waves and an Up Front & Center Bud
15: Madonna: Annoying as Hell for Half a Century (4)
15: Seriously, Fuck Tom Cruise (20)
15: Javier Bardem ♥ Al Pacino (0)
15: Tasty Waves and an I Want Candy Bud
14: Adam Sandler, Not A Bastard (UPDATE) (6)
14: On The Bright Side, Billy Zane Won’t Get Sand Shoved Down His Pants Again (3)
14: Help Me I Am In Hell (10)
13: Tasty Waves and an It’s All Your Fault Bud
13: Okay, But Only If Javier Bardem Comes Along (4)
13: Nightmare on Billy Bob Street (3)
13: Peaches Geldof: Now A Verified Idiot (0)
12: Tasty Waves and a Running On Empty Bud
12: I’ll Take Two Scoops of Junky Monkey (5)
12: Only One Person Can Make Robert Downey Jr. Seem Less Cool (Cruischausen By Proxy) (4)
12: Close, But Definitely No Jolie. (10)
11: Tasty Waves and a Bloody Hellish Bud
11: Take It Off, Friendo (4)
11: The One Where The Truth Comes Out
11: What Would Kiefer Sutherland Do? (Soap-On-A-Rope Edition) (3)
11: Pete Doherty’s Imitator is “Hot” for Paris Hilton (3)
10: Tasty Waves and a Missed Opportunity Bud
09: A Mystery Money Shot… (3)
08: Time To Turn In My Sorority Card
08: Rumpology: A Total Bum Deal (4)
08: Bastard Bastard Bastard Bastard (7)
07: Tasty Waves and a Get Your Freak On Bud
07: How Much Would You Pay to Punch Kim Kardashian? (5)
07: More Powerful Than a Locomotive (6)
07: a message to the breck girl (4)
07: Adverts That Work #50: This Can’t Be Right (22)
06: Tasty Waves and a Don’t Bogart The Doobage Bud
06: If You Love Me, You Will Buy Me This (1)
06: Living Up to Her Full Potential (2)
06: Nice Knowing Ya, Mister Big Shot Movie Star (1)
06: Gratuitous Insincere Holmesbot Photos Of The Day (2)
06: Tasty Waves and a Rated-R Bud
05: I Left My Boobs in San Luis Obispo (4)
05: Javier Bardem Will Crush You Like An Insignificant Bug (2)
05: Unintentionally Hilarious Photos of the Day (2)
05: Vintage Balthazar Getty & Milla Jovovich (2)
04: Tasty Waves and a Living Dead Bud
04: Behold, the Taint of Pete Doherty! (4)
04: Al Pacino is Still the Man (1)
04: Certified White Trash
04: When Movies Mate & Make More Movies (4)
03: Tasty Waves and a Trix Are For Kids Bud
03: Must. Say. Something. Nice? (5)
02: About Those Vampire Douchebags…
01: Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise… Oh, Bugger Off! (4)
01: The Thanks of a Grateful City (3)
01: Dark Knight Conspiracies Are Getting Dirty (8)

July 2008 (100)

31: Tasty Waves and a F*ck Club Bud
31: There Is a God, And His Name Is George (5)
31: Guy Ritchie ♥ Pete Doherty (2)
31: Tasty Waves and a Psychotic Bud
30: Your Morning Pick-Me-Up Is Here, Ms. Winehouse (2)
30: Russell Brand Gets Cockblocked by Scientology (2)
30: We Are All Officially Emo (6)
30: Tasty Waves and a Damsels of the Dark Bud
29: Adverts That Work #49: Trannies, Wankers, & More (2)
29: You’ve Got To Be Joking (UPDATE) (9)
29: bad behavior (4)
28: Tasty Waves and an End is the Beginning is the End Bud
28: Tom Cruise Can’t Fly! (6)
28: Okay, Now He’s Just Fucking With Us (9)
27: osama who? (9)
27: Tasty Waves and a Name Your Poison Bud
26: Hypocrisywood and Other Casualties of Modern Life (7)
25: Even The Vampires Look Like Douchebags (8)
25: An Unholy Trinity of Amy Winehouse Scarecrows (8)
24: Tasty Waves and a Death Is A Cute Goth Girl Bud
24: Still Hustling Those Playmates
24: Warning: Now Approaching State of Critical Ass (6)
24: Megan Fox Wonders Why You Don’t Get It (6)
24: Tasty Waves and an Assassin Bud
23: Sienna Miller Wants the Shirts Off Their Backs (2)
23: Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Touch Those Bongos Again (3)
23: Trading Her In For A New Model, Are They? (3)
23: Tasty Waves and a Bangalicious Bud
22: Not Made From Actual Pimps (3)
22: Happy Birthday, Soul-killing Box (3)
22: A Little (Retro) Cheesecake Never Hurt Anyone (6)
22: A Couple of 3-D Boobs (3)
22: George Clooney and his Italian Villa Won’t Like This One Bit (10)
22: Tasty Waves and a Funny ‘Cause It’s True Bud
21: Bucket O’ Doherty, Mates (3)
21: So, I Was Gonna Go Watch The Dark Knight … (3)
21: Bedhead Hall Of Shame: Oooooooowwww! Bud-dy! (4)
20: Tasty Waves and a Casually Menacing Bud
20: Hustle and (Information) Flow
19: Note To Andy Samberg
18: Assorted Wisdom From The Spice Girls (6)
18: Jani Lane is a Drunken Douchebag (10)
18: New Respect for the Civility Challenged (5)
17: Tasty Waves and a Back From The Dead Bud
17: So It’s True What They Say about Models (4)
17: Whoops, Missed Another Court Date, Mates! (2)
17: Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photos: Awwwwwwww. (3)
16: Tasty Waves and a Dirty Little Bud
16: Bitch Squared (0)
16: What Is Quentin Tarantino Doing? (7)
16: My Little Edward Scissorhands (1)
16: Oh, Bullocks
16: Tasty Waves and a Geeklove Bud
15: Pete Doherty Demonstrates Good Oral Hygiene (1)
15: Megan Fox: Mistress of Self-Promotion (6)
15: OMFG, I Totally Want This (7)
15: Tasty Waves and a Blood-Curdling Bud
14: Oh So Clever but Not Very Wise (2)
14: mr. self destruct = the music industry (7)
14: Look, Mates, it’s the 2nd Annual Pete-a-Palooza! (4)
13: Tasty Waves and an Ace Man Bud
12: Check out the fresh nugs, wheezin’ the juice…
11: Oddly, I Still Feel Like A Major Prick On This One (2)
11: Ron Wood Parties Old School. Really, Really Old School. (2)
11: Skynet, Judgment Day, the History of Things to Come (3)
11: A Picture Of Some Girl’s Ass (7)
11: Tasty Waves and a Totally Bangable Bud
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