Former British popstar Robbie Williams is still casting about for something that will give meaning and structure to his life, but lately he seems to have made it his goal to prove there’s no intelligent life on Earth. First Robbie began obsessing over UFOs, and now he’s trying to contact aliens using his tattoos, as recommended by the group Enlightened Contact with Extraterrestrial Intelligence (ECEI). See, on the back of his neck Robbie wears the symbol known as the Eye of Horus, or Udjat, which represents the cosmos and confers protection from evil forces…. Oh, it’s all too deep for me. Best to let these people speak for themselves:

By design, Robbie seems to be preparing himself, body, mind and soul, to take the ultimate journey to space in the very near future. I believe that Robbie is being drawn to James Gilliland’s 70-acre ranch near Mount Adams, Washington, for what could well be the most significant event in human history – the joining of the civilisations.”

There’s more at the link, but be forewarned–this stuff makes the collected works of L. Ron Hubbard read like Spinoza. Go down far enough and you’ll find something about Robbie donning a gorilla suit after his girlfriend got sick of all this ET folderol and dumped his ass, but we’ll save that for a future post. To be honest, I suspect Robbie will be providing material for many, many future posts.