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Scully felt nervous with anticipation while waiting for her dinner companion. Buzz! She slipped into strappy stilettos and opened the door to a sheepish Mulder.
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Upon gazing at her, he nervously dropped the roses he was holding. She bent to pick them up. A strap fell from her shoulder…entranced…
he did not notice the glow around the doorframe that slowly increased as Scully rose, her eyes following his trousers crease, then glowing belt buckle…
Scully’s hand flew to Mulder’s crotch.
She felt something huge writhing within. A tentacle?
But then it hissed. Coughed.
Screeched.
And sprang for her throat.
“Sweet smokin’ Jeezus,” she screamed. I’ve rousted “One eyed Fred,” the dreaded trouser snake. She beat off the wriggling, spitting, “pants python” and it crawled…
… across the room and began to lick its wounds.
“Why’d it take you so long to get here?” Mulder screamed. “My damn crotch has been”…
“all achy and throbbing with that, that THING in there.”
Watching the scene unfold from an undisclosed location, a man continued to smoke his cigar.
“Arrrrgh! My plan to keep Mulder out of commission has been foiled. I had better send in Krycek to seduce sweet Dana. He is smooth…..”
…slicker than snot on a door knob. Scully’s a cross between a donkey and a Vidalia onion-an ass so sweet it’d make you cry.
.. “feel better Mulder?�… wiping her lips… “I’m glad you finally arrived… I was sitting here lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert�…
The doorframe glowed red, then green, and through an ozone crackling aura, Krycek oozed over to Fred, then began slowing stroking the damaged dong’s corona.
Oblivous to everything around her, she moved over to Mulder. He was still in a state of shock and undress. Uncertain, she reached for his…
man-purse. She opened it and immediately realized the dilemma-an empty bottle of Cialis with python prints on it. It would be 32 more hours……
unless… …dropping both straps, flashing Krycek, (who frozen in her headlights, stopped stroking Fred), while she sprayed Afrin up its eye. Flaccidity. Now to Mulder…
Oh, Oh, Oh, MY
The saucy and sexy Sadie has the 25 Word Challenge up and running. Scully felt nervous with anticipation while waiting for her dinner companion. Buzz! She slipped into strappy stilettos and opened the door to a sheepish Mulder. Her instructions?…
Mighty Feisty Indeed