Much to the surprise of absolutely no one, Frank Miller’s 300 was #1 at the box office this weekend, reaming out everything else on the screen like a Spartan with a three-day pass. Our pals over at Pajiba gave the Zack Snyder-directed chunk of eye candy a qualified thumbs up. The Pajibanoids are a courteous, helpful people, and trustworthy guides through the stinking cesspool that is contemporary cinema. You might want to check out their reviews.

On the other hand, this guy puts the “Unh! Unh!! Unh!!!” in “unambiguously positive review.” I’m pretty sure the only way he could express a more positive opinion would involve pounding the keyboard with his fists while barking like a dog’ and he’s enough of a professional to stop short of that point. Just barely.