Some people shouldn’t be allowed to procreate. An example of such a reprobate is Slash, the lead guitarist for Velvet Revolver, aka “Ellis Island for wayward Guns ‘n’ Roses members.” He and Mrs. Slash are “parents” to two not-so-adorable boys, three-year old Cash and six-year old London.

A babysitter got the full force of Slash Jnr’s charm. She was accosted by London with the words “You can’t get past me unless you take off your clothes - you’re hot!” And when she went to kiss the boys goodnight he told her he wanted to stick his tongue down her throat. Alas sleep didn’t come and the boys began to fight. When Cash started crying to London “You’ve hurt my balls again”, the babysitter decided that night would be her last.

Slash should take care to remember that children are sponges, and it’s really best not to soak them in 80 proof vodka.

Source: Popbitch