George Clooney & Oprah Winfrey ran into each other at the Toronto International Film Festival. From the looks of things, this may have been the first time Clooney’s felt non-fabricated boobs since the early “ER” era.
Poor guy. All he wanted was a warm bosom (or maybe two) for the night…
While this conversation isn’t quite as classy as the encounter between Clooney and Richard Gere a few years back, the latest buzz concerning Clooney’s sex life results in a bit of serendipity, for both men have been the subject of such rumours. And yes, I’m referring those gerbil rumours started by Sylvester Stallone about Gere. Of course, there was certainly no love lost between those two former colleagues, but Clooney’s rumours have been perpetuated by two of his very own buddies. First, Brad Pitt cracked a joke to the press, and then Matt Damon admitted to starting the rumour that Clooney just might be a little light in the loafers. Of course, everyone knows that Clooney is a notorious skirt chaser, but methinks this is Pitt & Damon’s form of retribution for all of those “ball and chain” jokes. Besides, a few marriage proposals just might teach this gigolo some humility. Or maybe not. Still, it’s all just really fucking funny, and I have the sense of humour of a 16-year old boy.
