Poor Kate Moss actually met rejection at the hands of a man. Alex Turner, the lead singer for Arctic Monkeys, claims that Moss asked him for his phone number at one of his gigs. According to a friend:

“Alex was amazed when Kate came backstage and said she loved the band. When someone like Kate Moss asks for your number you give it to her. He never thought she’d actually call.”

Well, Kate did call this fellow for a date, since she apparently is interested in bizarre-looking rock star freaks. Alex claims that he freaked out and made some excuse about having band rehearsal, and then he called his mother and solicited advice. As to be expected, Mummy told him not to see Kate, since she obviously doesn’t want her son to start drugging, boozing, and contracting various diseases.

Alex also claims that Moss called him repeatedly, which I suppose is to be expected, since she’s perhaps never encountered sexual rejection and wouldn’t recognize it.

Methinks this bloke should have at least gone on one date with Kate Moss. It would do wonders for his career, for who would have ever heard of Russel Brand or Pete Doherty otherwise?