No question about it, Lindsay Lohan has got her problems. She might be a penniless, unemployable drunk and a thief, but at least she can still count on her loyal fans. Or somebody’s loyal fans, anyway. Earlier this week Lindsay was dining at Cuvée Café in LA when some clueless celeb watchers spotted her and began yelling, “Courtney! Courtney!!”:
“She was also looking extremely pale,” said a source. “You know things are going downhill when you get mistaken for an ex-druggie plastic surgery disaster who’s twice your age!”
It could be worse, I guess. They might have been disappointed when they realized it was Lindsay, not Courtney. Maybe that would serve as a wake-up call to Ms. Lohan. No, forget that. Nothing will ever serve as a wake-up call to Lindsay Lohan.
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I’ve been having a pretty crappy day but after reading this i have a perma-smile
[...] Lindsay Lohan mistaken for Courtney Love..heh. (ABH) [...]
Lindsay will never be half the skank that Courtney Love is. Say what you like about Courtney, she is like a force of nature. I think Lindsay will just fade into obscurity as her freckled body parts droop and no one gives a crap about her anymore.
One of my most cherished memories is seeing Hole on the “Live through This” tour in 1994. Probably the most amazing display of complete mental disintegration I’ve ever witnessed. These kids today have no idea of how to stage a proper trainwreck.
[...] – CS Exclusive important public service announcement video posted on – Candy Kirby Too funny – AB Nasty Sharon Stone upskirt – SOW Everyone loves the jizz! – RR Who had a Brit Brit inspired fashion [...]
I had never seen the Pamela Anderson Roast until last night and, admittedly, Pammy was a good sport.
What could not be overlooked, however, ewas the fact that it was clearly killing Courtney to not be the center of attention.
Well, Courtney, and Andy Dick, that is.
BTW, I was thrilled to find that On-Demand now features ‘Fantasy Island’, the original (not the creepy MacDowell, porn chick version).
I had forgotten just how much campy fun that it was….and, how it had a dark side that was never fully explored until the aforementioned MacDowell version.
Sorry, got off track there…
Well, it’s funny, because as I watched Audrey Landers and Sonny Bono making their fantasies come true, I kept thinking of all the B-List stars that would see in a current version. Both Lindsay and Courtney came to mind. I still haven’t figured out, however, exactly what their fantsies might be.
Hmmm…
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