This must be a slow news month, for The Sun has apparently splashed out some cash towards one of Jamie Hince’s “friends” in order to get a so-called “exclusive” scoop:

Kate Moss and her boyfriend Jamie Hnce have been invited away with her old flame actor Johnny Depp and his singer wife Vanessa Paradis.

Let’s be honest, that’s not a bad guest list. And the destination is rather pleasant too.

The four of them will be joining others for a winter escape to Johnny’s private 45-acre island in the Bahamas which he bought in 2004 for more than £2million.

Hince, who usually keeps his cards very close to his chest, let slip about the forthcoming vacation to a pal. And I don’t blame him wanting to tell someone about the trip.

Johnny’s island is called Little Hall’s Pond Cay and you get there on his 156ft steam-powered boat called Vajoliroja.

This is one of those ridiculous rumours that I don’t believe for a mere second. Moss and Depp are not divorced with kids to make nice with. Besides, Jamie Hince would be a bloody idiot to put his girlfriend in extended close proximity to the man with whom she enjoyed a volatile, drug-fueled relationship with from 1994-1998. Bad breakup = very bad blood.