With any luck, most of our American readers and those of you in the rest of the world have better plans for the next couple of days than peering into your LCD monitors. I’m off to celebrate Thanksgiving with the traditional Atoz family Turbacoducken (see artist’s conception above), which ought to send me into a soothing tryptophan/clogged artery coma for the rest of the weekend. Enjoy the holiday, and take a few moments to consider the blessings we sometimes take for granted. If nothing else, you might want to savor the fact that you are neither Spencer Pratt nor Heidi Montag.