As if we didn’t have enough B-movie knockoffs these days, the Suicide Girls website has gathered up some of its crumpets for a feature-length film, Suicide Girls Must Die, which arrives with the following synopsis:

When 12 nude models from the infamous SuicideGirls.com begin disappearing from a remote cabin, the calendar video they are shooting becomes the first reality horror movie. Suicide Girls Must Die! is a blend of black humor and unnerving horror – with no actors and no script – it’s all true. Except for the killings of course, but the girls don’t know that! It is a scantily clad hellride that will leave you in stitches.

Look, this thing is gonna be bloody awful, and we all know it. Regardless, this movie will see a limited release on March 12, after which you’ll probably be able to find a few soggy copies on the DVD rental shelves. IGN has a few clips and a trailer available, or you can visit SuicideGirls.com/MustDie/ for more info.