This picture above could be many things: (1) Two lovers scorned and finding refuge in each other’s arms, (2) A massive publicity stunt, or (3) Unnatural and unlikely true love. Either way, most of us can see that Richie Sambora is out of his league with the lovely Denise Richards. Now at this point, Richie has no reason to reject any advances from Denise. After all, he just lost Heather Locklear, who is about ten times hotter than Richie himself, and he’s probably drinking himself into oblivion.

Poor Richie had better brace himself, as Denise Richards is most definitely in control of this relationship. While she’s not as beautiful as Heather Locklear, she certainly has a body that most fellows would willingly pounce upon, given the chance. In addition, it’s pretty damn obvious that Denise never took advantage of a very novel concept – sunscreen. Given these facts, Denise Richards is sexy and looking pretty damn good for just having Charlie Sheen’s child. Would Richie Sambora actually be stupid enough to turn down a former Bond Girl in Denise Richards? No fucking way, and in that light she prevails over the most kickass role that Heather Locklear ever scored . . . T.J. Hooker.

Regardless of the motives or recurrent blindness of Denise Richards, one thing is for certain. Scooping up your best friend’s soon-to-be-ex is no way to bring true romance back into one’s life. This cannot turn out well.