Comments on: A Totally Hetero New Year's Eve With Jared Leto

By: bobgirrl

bobgirrl — Tue, 02 Jan 2007 05:41:54 +0000

Ack, Britney’s coochie! Ack! Ack!

By: Agent Bedhead

Agent Bedhead — Tue, 02 Jan 2007 01:15:51 +0000

We can arrange that.

By: Flea

Flea — Tue, 02 Jan 2007 01:12:11 +0000

I just noticed you have a “male whores” category. And yet I have never been linked in this regard.

By: Agent Bedhead

Agent Bedhead — Mon, 01 Jan 2007 17:27:45 +0000

Happy New Year, Miss Groovy! Chris Noth is scrumptuous.

Bobgirrl, I hear Britney loves the Wynn, and it’s sooooo flashy looking! Doesn’t Ivana Trump own that place?

On the plus side, the Wynn is a bit newer than the Venetian and the Bellagio, so less germs are present until Brit arrives.

By: GroovyVic

GroovyVic — Mon, 01 Jan 2007 16:39:03 +0000

Happy New Year, Sweetie Dahling!

I would much rather party with Mr. Big, too.:wink:

By: bobgirrl

bobgirrl — Mon, 01 Jan 2007 10:52:38 +0000

Uh, the Wynn is the only place in Vegas I will set foot inside of. And then only because they have the only Manolo boutique on this continent outside of NYC.

Otherwise, no, no, no, etc, etc. Would rather stay home, eat caviar, and have friends over, thanks.

By: Daniel

Daniel — Mon, 01 Jan 2007 01:23:25 +0000

Are you sure that she’s a lady?

By: Agent Bedhead

Agent Bedhead — Sun, 31 Dec 2006 18:09:45 +0000

I’ll have you know that Janet Reno is a very nice lady, although she broke several of my fingers when shaking my hand for the first time.

By: stikNstein....has no mercy

stikNstein....has no mercy — Sun, 31 Dec 2006 18:06:28 +0000

Expensive Champagne will not help you to remember the words to Auld Lang Syne…

Time For “Reasonably priced” Champagne.
Any Fool who pays much over $25.00 for a bottle of New Years Eve champagne is having a good year cause they have money to waste.

Leave the Dom Perignon and Cristal in the cellar. Save it for when the…

By: Phineas G.

Phineas G. — Sat, 30 Dec 2006 22:19:30 +0000

At the risk of being crass.

Saddam Hussein is hosting this year’s bash in Hell.

The Event: Normally hosted by Lucifer, but the Big D wanted to some real star power this year so he’s bringing in the Dick-tater himself. Don’t forget to wear your best Republican Guard dress “Greens”. Cover charge: eternal damnation, open bar included.

After midnight: Take your pick from one of Saddam, Uday or Qusay Hussein’s 72 Virgins to snuggle up with. From what I hear they’re some real lookers. Pretty much you get your choice of Helen Thomas, Rosie O’Donnel or Janet Reno.