With two failed drug tests under her belt, Lindsay Lohan might be looking at some serious jail time. (Might–this is Los Angeles, so it’s anyone’s guess how the plain language of her terms of probation will be interpreted.) Still, it’s nice to see that a “troubled starlet” who’s down on her luck can still get job offers. Not necessarily the best jobs, of course. But a balloon-popping fetish site has offered Lindsay $50,000 to blow up some balloons, play with them, and then pop the wickedly sexy orbs. Seems harmless enough:

We saw that she’s been in the news quite a lot lately and the offer would not only help her out financially but it helps us out with publicity as well,” [CEO Neil] Orkin said. He added there’s no nudity involved because he wanted to make the offer non-threatening…. “This would be something really exciting for the industry,” he said.

Okay, so far as you know I’ve never made sexy time with a balloon animal or anything like that (those videos have been destroyed, so essentially it’s your word against mine), but if there’s no nudity involved then what’s the point? Well, according to TMZ, balloon freaks get off on “the feeling of fear associated with a balloon that may pop at any second.” Whatever floats your boat, I guess. Still, given her straitened financial circumstances, LiLo might want to consider the offer. She’s done worse, and starring in Labor Pains probably destroyed her last vestiges of professional embarrassment.