Quite often, I use iTunes to download podcasts of Adam Corolla’s radio show. Usually, I don’t listen to the guest segments unless someone interesting happens onto the schedule, but Corolla’s rants often get me through the day, and the “Week In Rage” segments are right up my angst-ridden alley. During today’s show, the first “How Say You?” segment led to the topic of John Mayer, and, naturally, Corolla gave his opinion on the guy:

John Mayer… I sat next to him for this benefit, and we didn’t talk a lot, but he seemed like a decent enough guy. I see him all over these news shows. I see him dating various celebrities, and my first impulse is like, “Oh, Jesus, you a-hole, would you just date, you know, date a secretary and see if you can string together four months without hopping from one starlet to the next? What’s with all the tattoos, and… I know you have that one song about how your body’s a gymboree or something. Whatever it is, alright, that song’s five years old, isn’t it? Like, are you crankin’ out the hits? What’s going on?”

And then I pass the posters for, like, different radio stations like “We Play The Hits,” and there’ll be a big picture of John Mayer up there, and I’m like, “I don’t know anyone who has any John Mayer CDs.” Alright, here’s my whole thing… a-hole or not, I see him do standup comedy.I see him be funny. I see him do these kind-of-like stunts and screw around with the paparazzi…. He rides that “Crest of Douchebag.”

Yeah, exactly. While I’ve listened to a bit of John Mayer music just to familiarize myself with the dude’s art, or whatever it is, I couldn’t name a single song title. John Mayer is just more of a media personality than any of the music that he actually creates for a living.