If you’ve been following our occasional series of English lessons for Japanese speakers, you know that in Part One, we learned the phrases that would be useful during a mugging, while in Part Two we learned how to conduct a shrill, pointless argument. This week we move on to vocational training and learn phrases that will be useful in your future career, assuming you plan on becoming a prostitute. Have you prepared a memo pad? Then let’s begin!

(A word to the wise: This video comes pre-equipped with a warning towards the end that icebergs of coarse language lie ahead. If coarse language offends you, then I suggest you heed that warning.)