Here’s a retro 1980s Apple Computer advert that’s amusing but all wrong, and since the time line has already been jacked up, I’m not gonna worry about temporal accuracy here with this hypothetical. Not only is it impossible for Benjamin Franklin to invent electricity after sitting at a computer screen to research kites, but I think we can all agree that if Ben had access to a computer and, God forbid, the internet as we know it today, he would never have gotten around to inventing anything except, perhaps, the perfect porn search engine.