and the children, and his mother and sister.”
Last week, Victoria Beckham looked utterly not-so-thrilled as she joined husband David at his old stomping grounds in Manchester, where he served as guest of honour at the footie game. Later that evening, however, Victoria reportedly did change her expression as her husband whisked her away for a romantic rendezvous at the Lowry Hotel.
. . . Wakka-Chikka-Wakka-Chikka . . .
Apparently, David Beckham is a romantic guy who remembered the tenth anniversary since he first met his lovely wife. To celebrate, David ordered up a suite filled with white flowers, candles, and a lavish champagne dinner, the latter of which he presumably enjoyed all by himself. We do hope that this meal was quite delicious, since following their celebration, Posh has reportedly put David on a “daughter diet” that is packed with vegetables and salads. Since the couple has three sons, Victoria is keen to have a daughter and believes that a diet rich in alkaline (and fiber) will cause David’s sperm to cooperate with her wishes:
“She has always been fascinated by diet and she likes the idea that David can take positive action to increase the chance that they will have a girl.”
In addition, Victoria plans to increase her odds for conceiving a girl by tattooing a fertility sign on her hooha. Sweet!
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Well, THAT’S pretty durn elaborate…
Or, she could just shanghai Robbo the LLamabutcher…….
Posh seems to be in some epic competition with the Olsen twins to see how many years you can go without changing your facial expression. I’m putting “reports” that she twitched an eyebrow or something in the same category as Bigfoot sightings–i.e., show me the photos.
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Seems like I read somewhere recently that there is research suggesting that the probability of giving birth to a child of a different sex after sequentially giving birth to 3 or more children of the same sex in a row is actually less than 50%. I hope this is true, since the diet bullshit is just bullshit. Then the probability of Posh getting her wish would be less than 50%. I sure wish I could find that reference.
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