Heh. Nothing like the anticlimactic end to law school final exams. Supposedly, in one week, I shall don my cap and gown and walk around like a raving idiot, so the dean can hand me a blank piece of paper that should suffice until the grades come out in about a month. Nice.

One of the more amusing spring certainties include the emails that circulate from pending graduates. These still-optimistic types are the ones who are getting the proverbial hell out of dodge and want to liquidate their assets, presumably so they can afford ramen noodles next month. Oddly enough, they seem to think that everyone wants to buy their crappy apartment furniture. One such emailed list follows:

TV (I think it’s a 25 incher) – $35

VCR – $25

WASHER & DRYER – $50 apiece

DESK/CABINET – great desk, wood with glass top and hatch top, will hold all law books in one convenient place, stylish, trendy and just plain cool – $70

“FAKE” LEATHER CHAIR (to go with the desk) – $40

FULL-SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRING – $135

Everything must go!!! *Ahem* This fellow should have actually recorded his advertisement and circulated it around campus, because the only selling point he possibly has is his sexy South African accent. Oh yes, and he thinks he has a twenty-five incher. In that case, maybe some strategically-placed pillows in a photo illustrating his use of said bed might be in order as well. Bygones.

What’s up with the quotations around the fake leather chair? Either it’s natural or synthetic, so the shades of grey do not add to the attraction of a place he parked his fine ass for three years. Ah well. Time to unload the brain.