Amy Winehouse has been something of a disappointment as a singer, but at least she… wait a minute, it’s coming to me…. No, she’s pretty much a failure at everything. She didn’t even have the common courtesy to die two years ago, when my death pool winnings would have paid a couple of months’ rent. The only area where Amy’s excelled is failure itself, something at which she’s a riproaring success. All of this is to say that Amy Winehouse is hardly your designated spokesperson for any product in the world. Least of all vaginal care:
The makers of Mooncup, a new feminine hygiene product, are surveying women around the world, trying to break the taboo surrounding women’s reproductive organs…. To promote their product, Mooncup bosses are asking ladies to log onto loveyourvagina.com and reveal the nicknames they use for their vaginas.
Amy surged right out of the gate and became the first celebrity to endorse this TMI trend. She logged onto the website and told the world, “I call it my little Va-Jew-Jew.” Thanks for the info, Amy. The body part I refer to as “my Boomstick” is now officially useless, and likely to remain that way until sometime around the summer solstice.
