Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt can breathe a wee bit easier after learning that they are not terrorist targets in relation to their current production, A Mighty Heart. According to US Weekly Online:

“A source close to the Jolie-Pitts and their three children explains that a little-known Islamic fundamentalist Web site put out a threat in a ploy for attention.

‘The FBI was told it was not credible, which they told Brad and Angelina. It was a big deal until they found out it was bogus.’ A rep for Pitt says there were no threats.”

After the false claim hit India’s Financial Times, Pakistan naturally alerted Britain, which sent security experts to Pune earlier this week, due to the bad publicity the film gives al-Qaeda throughout the globe.

Well, fuck me over a barrel. I was under the impression that al-Queda gives itself enough bad publicity after the whole 9/11 kertuffle and associated international terrorist attacks.

In hindsight, if Britain was serious about actually lending a hand to the Jolie-Pitts, they would have deployed sooper seekrit Operation Mr. Pink. I hear that he enjoys that limey food.