Star Jones, who seems to be living through her own personal annus horribilis, hasn”””t hit the bottom of the roller coaster yet. Informed sources say Al Reynolds, her not at all gay husband, has been slinking around the offices of Blank Rome LLP, a legal firm specializing in celebrity divorce. When he was recognized leaving their offices, said one witness, Reynolds bolted from the building and almost knocked over a pregnant woman.

Al”””s decision couldn”””t come at a worse time for Star. She”””s been scrambling to find work since the vengeful Rosie O”””Donnell got her axed from The View, and has been telling people that she”””s gotten offers from CNN and Fox. However, Fox reacted to this report as if people were saying that they planned to bring Manimal back to prime time. According to a network representative, Fox ”””has no interest in working with Star.””?

It all sounds quite a lot like the trials of a character known only as Bertha Broom-Rider to Ted Casablanca, if you can get past Casablanca”””s Isaac Mizrahi-on-a-mojito-bender prose style. At this rate, I give Star maybe three months before she shows up on the set of The View carrying a flamethrower and a chainsaw. Now that would be must-see TV.