At last nights 2007 Video Music Awards, the opening shot of Britney Spears’ cheap ass hair extensions was perhaps the most entertaining part of her performance. Britney couldn’t be bothered to even fully lipsynch her lyrics, and her moves were about as agile as one would expect after partying until 3am with Paris Hilton. Regardless of the details, it was a truly terrible performance by Spears.

Then comedienne Sarah Silverman took the stage with the following opening monologue:

Was that incredible? Britney Spears, everyone. Wow. She is amazing. I mean, she is 25 year old, and she has already accomplished (pause) everything she’s going to accomplish in her life.

It’s mind blowing, and she’s so grown up. She’s a mother, you know. Well, it’s crazy. It’s weird to think that just a few years ago on this very show, she was this, like, sweet, innocent little girl in slutty clothes, writhing around with a python.

That’s not nice – calling Madonna a python.

But have you seen Britney’s kids? Oh my god. They are the most adorable mistakes you’ll ever see. They are so cute. They are as cute as the hairless vagina they came out of.”

Classic. If you’re feeling masochistic, you’ll find video clips of the entire awards show over here. Crappy screenshots by yours truly.

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