Supermodel Amber Valletta has made a surprise move by entering rehab for “work stress, image issues” and most pointedly, nonnonsubstance-related addiction. The ambiguity of her ailments leads one to believe that perhaps Amber is checking into rehab for a bit of inpatient therapy and psychiatric treatment, but no one will say for sure.
Valletta has always struck me as the most “natural” beauty of the supermodels, perhaps in part because she claims my fair city as her hometown. A number of years ago, before she became the jet-setting model and actress that she is today, I recall her as a humble and candid yet remarkably beautiful local. Let’s hope this stint in rehab is merely a preventative measure and somehow, Elizabeth Arden will see Amber Valetta’s successful rehab as a muse and spokesperson for the revival of Splendor perfume. One can only hope.
Related Note: On a mile-long tip from Sir Flea, the horrible yet necessary news arrives that Hilary Duff is due to create her own crappy fragrance. I’m sure it will smell like fake virginity.
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She’s certainly a lot prettier than Kate Moss. I don’t get the whole Kate Moss thing.
She’s certainly a lot prettier than Kate Moss. I don’t get the whole Kate Moss thing.
I like the term ‘fake virginity’. I once had an unnatural, yet innocent, attraction to Hillary back when she was cute. Now, she just looks too overdone. If she were smart, she would take a look at those old episodes of ‘Lizzie McGuire’ and try to bottle that instead.
I like the term ‘fake virginity’. I once had an unnatural, yet innocent, attraction to Hillary back when she was cute. Now, she just looks too overdone. If she were smart, she would take a look at those old episodes of ‘Lizzie McGuire’ and try to bottle that instead.