Two of the world’s “favorite” pop-tartlets sported entirely different looks at America’s Teen Choice Awards this weekend.
Oh, and awards and stuff given out.
At this point in the game I almost feel sorry for K-Fed. Sure as a musician he sucks, but imagine going on stage to stink it up and realizing that every male and 64.25% of the females watching were gawking at your wife’s boobs as you took the stage. Sucks being him, kind of.
Now I’m no pregnancy expert, but I am fond of boobies and hers are friggin’ ginormous. Am I the only one wondering just where the hell those things came from? Granted I haven’t paid a whole lot of attention to her pictures over the past several months, but I’m pretty sure I’d have noticed the two midgets she had surgically affixed to her chest. Is that normal? Granted she’s got a layer of silicone or saline back behind them, but damn. If this is normal I feel cheated, slighted even. So lurkers, impart your words of wisdom upon this ignorant soul.
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They are mammoth, and no mistake.
But she’s the trashiest human being on the planet. She makes Paris Hilton seem refined. Although in all honesty, I probably would not climb over her to get to you Phin.
At least this pushes the pictures of self-adoring Kiwi rugger buggers below the fold, as it were.
Boobies!!!
A sooper seekrit - boobies grow when a woman gains weight. Bigger Britney, hence the growing boobies.
Sweet Jesus, I hope she isn’t planning on breast feeding. That poor kid will be scarred for life having to go near those things.
It’s normal for them to be ginormous during pregnancy. I always felt like I had the boobies of a pin-up.
Rich white trash she may be, but I don’t care - those funbags still look damn good to me.
I guess if you find udders attractive
Got milk?
I heard this several years ago and I’m fond of saying it when the situation calls. There’s something about those two big bags of fat that drives us men crazy. We don’t care that Brit is trashy. We don’t care that she’s put on a few pounds. When we close our eyes, we will always picture her in that schoolgirl outfit she wore in that video.
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