This week’s Holy Moly mailout delivers a revelation Amy Winehouse and her nit-ridden wig:

Amy has apparently developed a weird kind of OCD thing and has to count to five before she says anything or she hyperventilates in sheer panic. ’1,2,3.4,5, hello’ etc.

A bit like Stacey from the X Factor. But with drugs. And completely mental. And a bit grubby looking. And with a penis (Blake).

Well, someone who is predisposed to OCD usually notices a gradual worsening of symptoms around age 20-25, so this would make sense. In addition, Amy’s dopamine and seratonin levels have probably been obliterated by her long-term drug habit, so it’s a virtual certainty that she’d develop some anxiety-based mental illness. If only she could have been afflicted with a cleanliness rather than a counting obsession…