Noted trainwreck Amy Winehouse returned from her Caribbean vacation with a sporty new platinum blonde do and the kind of Pete Doherty tan that suggests she spent her time in Mustique under a rock. Or possibly in a suite with George Roberts, her vacation partner and former boyfriend. Reportedly her husband Blake Fielder-Civil was none too happy about this. Of course, Blake has been in solitary for drinking prison-brewed hooch, so it’s not clear how anyone would know what he’s thinking.

Anyway, the new coif is a big improvement over the beehive. Exactly the sort of confidence builder a girl can use when she’s just placed second on Mr. Blackwell’s infamous Worst Dressed List (edged, amazingly enough, by Posh Spice) and is tied with Pete Doherty in the UK bookies’ go-to-jail pool. Now if she can just lose the eye makeup, her drug habit, and the rest of her junkie lifestyle, she’ll be making a major turnaround. Provided, of course, that she can stay out of jail.