This sounds like revenge to me, but I’m not quite sure which side of the David Duchovny/Téa Leoni breakup it’s coming from:
Sex addict David Duchovny and his actress wife Téa Leoni have split up - but not for the reasons one might think.
It was not his “sexual compulsion proclivity” that caused the break-down of their marriage, but rather his discovery of explicit text messages on her mobile phone sent by actor Billy Bob Thornton.
Thornton, a musician with his own band, has been seen with Téa at his gigs.
“She even helps him load and unload his truck,” says a friend of the couple.
For his part, Billy Bob Thornton says these allegations are just manure:
“Billy Bob Thornton and Téa Leoni are just friends,” Thornton publicist Arnold Robinson tells E! News.
While Leoni praises Thornton in this month’s issue of More magazine, saying, “Billy Bob Thornton…is maybe my new favorite person in the world,” Robinson said that the admiration was purely professional.
“They recently completed working on a film [the upcoming comedy Manure] together.”
The thing is, Billy Bob loves to talk about his sex life, and he’d probably be super proud of banging Fox Mulder’s wife, so he’d wanna tell the entire world about it. So, yeah, this crap is probably totally made up.
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I dunno, I could see it happening. Billy Bob must have a magical penis or something.
I agree with AB. One of my closest friends is a Cali-girl (I’m from TX). She stands at least 4 or 5 inches taller than me at 6-4 and is considered ‘hot’ by even the standards used out there. When people see us together, the first thing people wonder is “what the hell is she doing with him”, which guys will always say “her must be hung like a horse because his looks and money are helping him”. I’m sorry to say it’s none of those - especially sorry about the ‘hung’ thing.
The thing is, she and I grew up together starting in Junior High. To us, raw NSFW emails/texts are part of our lingo.
We were the couple that everyone said should be together but neither of us would know each other today if we had carried-on with it. We were pretty smart. Well, she was smart. I was just scared of girls. By the time I was ready to make my move (after almost a decade in the same running group) she announced that she was moving back home to Santa Monica. We’ve never been better nor would we have been.
Of course, Billy Bob and Tea Leoni probably don’t have years between them growing up and figuring out life as brother and sister like Kim and I did. So of course, they were screwing like weasles.
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