Comments on: An unsolicited letter of advice to Jessica Simpson http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/an-unsolicited-letter-of-advice-to-jessica-simpson/ Dirty Fingernails Firmly On The Pulse Fri, 01 Jul 2011 16:26:51 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Agent Bedhead http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/an-unsolicited-letter-of-advice-to-jessica-simpson/#comment-12548 Agent Bedhead Thu, 14 Sep 2006 19:14:39 +0000 http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/an-unsolicited-letter-of-advice-to-jessica-simpson/#comment-12548 :shock: Dude, you're so never going to live that down. :shock: Dude, you’re so never going to live that down.

]]> By: Steve H. http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/an-unsolicited-letter-of-advice-to-jessica-simpson/#comment-12547 Steve H. Thu, 14 Sep 2006 18:24:22 +0000 http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/an-unsolicited-letter-of-advice-to-jessica-simpson/#comment-12547 I sit down to pee. Well, that's not strictly accurate. It's more like, when I realize I have to pee, I don't bother getting up. I sit down to pee.

Well, that’s not strictly accurate. It’s more like, when I realize I have to pee, I don’t bother getting up.

]]> By: ktel60 http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/an-unsolicited-letter-of-advice-to-jessica-simpson/#comment-12546 ktel60 Thu, 14 Sep 2006 00:20:28 +0000 http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/an-unsolicited-letter-of-advice-to-jessica-simpson/#comment-12546 Poor Jessica, so envious of her more-successful sibs Bart, Lisa, and even Maggie Poor Jessica, so envious of her more-successful sibs Bart, Lisa, and even Maggie

]]> By: Agent Bedhead http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/an-unsolicited-letter-of-advice-to-jessica-simpson/#comment-12545 Agent Bedhead Wed, 13 Sep 2006 21:24:52 +0000 http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/an-unsolicited-letter-of-advice-to-jessica-simpson/#comment-12545 I'm convinced that poor Jessica is never going to have a real man in her life, let alone marry one. Any guy who marries her has to implicitly (or maybe even explicitly) agree to obey daddy and let him totally control the relationship. He might even videotape it all! And no, you're not grounded, but could you sweep the pool tomorrow for me? Thanks, dahling. :mrgreen: I’m convinced that poor Jessica is never going to have a real man in her life, let alone marry one. Any guy who marries her has to implicitly (or maybe even explicitly) agree to obey daddy and let him totally control the relationship. He might even videotape it all!

And no, you’re not grounded, but could you sweep the pool tomorrow for me? Thanks, dahling. :mrgreen:

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