Comments on: An Unsolicited Letter Of Advice To Tara Reid. http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/an-unsolicited-letter-of-advice-to-tara-reid/ Dirty Fingernails Firmly On The Pulse Fri, 01 Jul 2011 16:26:51 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: silk http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/an-unsolicited-letter-of-advice-to-tara-reid/#comment-17823 silk Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://fistfuloffortnights.net/?p=139#comment-17823 Damn Sadie this is the reason I love you! Solution: Double-sided tape. Better solution: Duct Tape. <---she could also buy an outfit which fits her actual boob size rather than the size she used to have when she was 12! Damn Sadie this is the reason I love you!

Solution: Double-sided tape. Better solution: Duct Tape. <—she could also buy an outfit which fits her actual boob size rather than the size she used to have when she was 12!

]]> By: Jamesyboy http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/an-unsolicited-letter-of-advice-to-tara-reid/#comment-17824 Jamesyboy Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://fistfuloffortnights.net/?p=139#comment-17824 All very valid points Sadie dear, but even so, I still most definitely would. All very valid points Sadie dear, but even so, I still most definitely would.

]]> By: silk http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/an-unsolicited-letter-of-advice-to-tara-reid/#comment-17825 silk Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://fistfuloffortnights.net/?p=139#comment-17825 Tut tut James you shameless man whore. Tut tut James you shameless man whore.

]]> By: sadie http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/an-unsolicited-letter-of-advice-to-tara-reid/#comment-17826 sadie Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://fistfuloffortnights.net/?p=139#comment-17826 Hehhhh. Thank you Silk! Now Jamesey, you'd have to put some duct tape over her mouth FIRST! Hehhhh. Thank you Silk!

Now Jamesey, you’d have to put some duct tape over her mouth FIRST!

]]> By: P Mann http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/an-unsolicited-letter-of-advice-to-tara-reid/#comment-17827 P Mann Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://fistfuloffortnights.net/?p=139#comment-17827 Just damn.....walks like a duck.....thank you...I was most amused!! Just damn…..walks like a duck…..thank you…I was most amused!!

]]> By: Ruth http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/an-unsolicited-letter-of-advice-to-tara-reid/#comment-17828 Ruth Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://fistfuloffortnights.net/?p=139#comment-17828 Heh. Good advice! I nominate you for the job of her next publicist ;-) Heh. Good advice! I nominate you for the job of her next publicist ;-)

]]> By: Celeste http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/an-unsolicited-letter-of-advice-to-tara-reid/#comment-17829 Celeste Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://fistfuloffortnights.net/?p=139#comment-17829 Jamesy when did your taste get sooooo bad?! Come on!!! She's got oodles of money but still gets implants that look like a chimp put them in her?! Jamesy when did your taste get sooooo bad?! Come on!!! She’s got oodles of money but still gets implants that look like a chimp put them in her?!

]]> By: sadie http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/an-unsolicited-letter-of-advice-to-tara-reid/#comment-17830 sadie Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://fistfuloffortnights.net/?p=139#comment-17830 Haha! You get em, Celeste. Me...I'm wondering how long he'd stick around before deciding she was an idiot and dashing over to the kabob shop. Haha! You get em, Celeste. Me…I’m wondering how long he’d stick around before deciding she was an idiot and dashing over to the kabob shop.

]]> By: Jamesyboy http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/an-unsolicited-letter-of-advice-to-tara-reid/#comment-17831 Jamesyboy Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://fistfuloffortnights.net/?p=139#comment-17831 Alas there is no kebab shop near my parents' house. Not that my parents would let a female in the house in the first place.... Alas there is no kebab shop near my parents’ house. Not that my parents would let a female in the house in the first place….

]]> By: Brachish http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/an-unsolicited-letter-of-advice-to-tara-reid/#comment-17832 Brachish Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://fistfuloffortnights.net/?p=139#comment-17832 Poor Tara Reid... being Paris Hilton's best-pal-evah has worked out so well for Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Lenz, Nicole Ritchie, and Paris''' former best-pal-evah (and sister) Nicky Hilton. But while the others have gotten more and more famous by hanging out with the talentless-rich-girl-hack / "accidental"-porno-star Paris, Tara just gets labeled as being trashier than ever. Can't the world give the girl a break? And won't she give us a break by not making any more horrible flicks? Actually, will she pleasssse just stop making movies altogether? Or TV shows. Or public appearances. Or... Oh, poor Tara Reid. We'''re not even nice to her when she kindly, selflessly shows us her botched plastic-surgery enhanced boobie. Speaking of Paris, Nicole Ritchie, and plastic surgery, this is good for a chuckle: http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005189.html Poor Tara Reid… being Paris Hilton’s best-pal-evah has worked out so well for Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Lenz, Nicole Ritchie, and Paris”’ former best-pal-evah (and sister) Nicky Hilton. But while the others have gotten more and more famous by hanging out with the talentless-rich-girl-hack / “accidental”-porno-star Paris, Tara just gets labeled as being trashier than ever. Can’t the world give the girl a break? And won’t she give us a break by not making any more horrible flicks? Actually, will she pleasssse just stop making movies altogether? Or TV shows. Or public appearances. Or… Oh, poor Tara Reid. We”’re not even nice to her when she kindly, selflessly shows us her botched plastic-surgery enhanced boobie.

Speaking of Paris, Nicole Ritchie, and plastic surgery, this is good for a chuckle:

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005189.html

]]> By: The LLama Butchers http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/an-unsolicited-letter-of-advice-to-tara-reid/#comment-17833 The LLama Butchers Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://fistfuloffortnights.net/?p=139#comment-17833 <strong>Who knew 73 was so dirty....?</strong> Sadie weighs in with a bit of career advice for young Ms. Reid.... Who knew 73 was so dirty….?

Sadie weighs in with a bit of career advice for young Ms. Reid….

]]> By: Cake Eater Chronicles http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/an-unsolicited-letter-of-advice-to-tara-reid/#comment-17834 Cake Eater Chronicles Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://fistfuloffortnights.net/?p=139#comment-17834 <strong>It's Bash Tara Reid Day!</strong> Yesterday Sadie invited me to join her in throwing a few rotten tomatoes at Tara Reid. After looking forward to this, I find my sails have been completely deflated. I have got absolutely nothing to add to her treatise. It's... It’s Bash Tara Reid Day!

Yesterday Sadie invited me to join her in throwing a few rotten tomatoes at Tara Reid. After looking forward to this, I find my sails have been completely deflated. I have got absolutely nothing to add to her treatise. It’s…

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