Why? Because our sweet little herpes laden Poptartlet has been released / placed under house arrest because of medical issues.

Unless they’re concerned about a massive herpes outbreak to go along with the staff infection, I’m not sure what the “health issues” could be. Never mind, that’s bullshit. The whorelet wasn’t eating, she’s like a rich white Gahndi or something, except instead of spreading peace its giving a piece by spreading her legs and that piece be infested.

Take note kids, next time you fuck-up just start reading the bible a couple of weeks in advance. Then once you’re in the pen start swatting at imaginary flies and quit eating. Then you too can be free.

update: I have it from an anonymous source that she was released from the Women’s Prison, because she isn’t really a woman. I bet the guard finding a six-incher below her belt had a heart-a-stroke. Now that’s a medical condition, of course, it would have made her the most popular girl in there.

Maybe she’s getting a bit of dental work done? Lets just all hope and pray that Paris didn’t crack to many of her teeth on the prison bars.

If I sound bitter here, its because I am. I mean, I didn’t get my quadruple life sentences overturned when I got caught flying the space shuttle without a permit. I tried the same things she did, well except for the spreading of herpes and sleeping with the warden. Hell, I had to stick a shank in Scott Peterson’s kidney when the bitch tried to steal my cornbread. Cause that’s how I roll.