In one of the year”’s least widely anticipated reunions, George Michael, a former singer turned pothead and traffic hazard, announced that he would like to get back together with his old accomplice Andrew Ridgeley and revive Wham!. The two split up after a last performance at Wimbledon in 1986”’but I don”’t need to tell you that. I”’m sure we all still remember what we were doing when we heard the news.
In a related story, Winger is also back together and threatening to release a new studio album. And in yet a third related story, Mr. Atoz will shortly be moving to a remote village in Namibia.
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Heh. I love how these rock stars always announce to the world how much they want to remake their old bands . . . that’s much more productive than actually talking to their former colleagues.
Wham! okay, maybe; I did like them way back when.
Winger? Ugh. Kip Winger (Kip? Seriously?) is too damn pretty for rock…with his eight foot, blindingly white teeth.
I may be sick.
Apparently Kip Winger’s been dying to release his new song “She’s Only 37″.
Nice zinger, Cam.
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