In a scene ultimately cut from Pulp Fiction, Uma Thurman’s character made a surprisingly lucid declaration:

“Beatles people can like Elvis. And Elvis people can like the Beatles. But nobody likes them both equally. Somewhere you have to make a choice. And that choice tells me who you are.”

I feel similarly about one’s preference towards newscasters. Some people are Anderson Cooper people, and some people are Shepard Smith people. Even though it’s an established fact that Shep could totally kick Anderson’s ass, the intensity of Anderson’s gaze is completely irresistable to yours truly.

Moderation certainly is key as a newscaster groupie, but such restraint isn’t something that Tanya Paulin specializes as a bona fide Anderson Cooper’s devotee. His face is tattooed on her left calf.

“Paulin says Cooper is ‘obviously nice to look at, he’s serious when he does the news and you can tell it’s emotionally hitting him. He’s not just telling you the story, he’s feeling the story.”‘

According to Paulin, when Anderson learned of her permanent tribute to him, “he sent her a message saying he was honored.” After which, he immediately hauled his gay ass to the courthouse and acquired a restraining order against the insane bitch.

Source: Gawker