The transformation of Angelina Jolie into a world-conquering supervillainess continues apace. First, Angelina began scouring the globe to assemble an army trained from infancy to do her bidding, a project that goes on even as we speak. The money quote from Angelina’s brother James, via the link:
There is no limit on the children she and Brad are adopting. It could be scores. I’ve never heard an end number in their conversations.
Next, of course, came Angelina’s membership on the obscure but highly sinister Council on Foreign Relations. Now we hear that her minion Brad has purchased a real supervillain’s yacht, straight out of one of the cheesier ’70s James Bond flicks. The boat’s $325 million price tag gets the buyer a floating base of operations as long as a football field, complete with auxiliary speedboats, a heliport, and a sub that can dive as deep as 1000 feet. Of course, this development presents no grounds for concern, any more than the Iranian nuclear program. I figure we still have at least five years before Brangelina and the ayatollahs team up, so we might as well make the most of them.
