The diaries of Anna Nicole Smith will soon be auctioned off as part of her estate. Though the statements are indeed true - that Anna Nicole did have the handwriting and life skills of a fourteen year old - it’s odd that people seem a wee bit surprised at the uneventful contents of her diaries. People expected to uncover some hidden proof of some sort, such as leisurely quadratic equations pointing to a high intelligence quotient or a chronic dying declaration somehow stretching into an ongoing event, which would incriminate Howard K. Stern as Anna Nicole’s future murderer. Yeah, this diary is gonna sell for millions.
These samples of Anna Nicole’s diaries and more can be found at Celebitchy.
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You just about have to die to sell a good manuscript. I predict the buyer of this mess is going to sitting around the breakfast table one morning over coffee wondering what the hell he was thinking when he gave up millions for what you accurately describe as the random thought processes of a 14 year old.
What a sad bunch of doody her writing is. I think 14 is being nice..more like 8 years old and downs syndrome.
So, who gets the Million dollars? HKS? Dannilyn? Did I mention HKS? Maybe as “executor” of the will–which is a highly paid position–he will be able to distribute the money as he sees fit….like to his visa card. Hmmmmmm. All those tabloids are gonna be at the auction with their checkbooks out.
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