Annie Leibovitz: 1; Daniel Radcliffe: 0

By Agent Bedhead in Annie Leibovitz, Daniel Radcliffe, Smoking Bolts

Daniel Radcliffe Dark Horse

That zany Annie Leibovitz, with her use of colour contrast and situational juxtaposition, rarely fails to provoke Bedheaded giggles with her notoriously controversial photographs. Celebrities will pretty much do anything that Annie tells them to do, and she’s brilliant enough to gather the pictorial evidence. Can you imagine what sorts of pictures she has lying about at home? You know, just some candid shots of George Clooney in a giant teacup, Julia Roberts wearing a Borat swimsuit, or David Beckham flouncing about in a Veronica Lake wig, but that’s a discussion for another time.

Now, we don’t know about you, but we’re thinking that the above image perfectly embodies the essence of Daniel Radcliffe’s angry ass. Such is the continuing metamorphosis of the young actor:

As Alan Strang, in Equus, Radcliffe gets to live inside a very different sort of mind—tortured and floridly psychotic. Socially awkward, slow at school, and torn by sexual confusion and Christian guilt, Alan escapes into an elaborate, self-created religion based on the ritual worship of horses. A stable boy by day, by night he strips naked and finds ecstatic release astride a stallion he has dubbed Equus, “the Godslave, Faithful and True.” On a collision course between personal desire and the wrath of a jealous deity, he gallops toward his terrible apotheosis. “I think that everyone has got more in common with Alan than they would like to admit,” Radcliffe says. “I’ve never put out a bunch of horses’ eyes, of course, but you turn to your own emotions—the sadness, the anger, the loneliness—and just explode them.”

Yeah, whatever, theater dork. Radcliffe is so eager to drop the Harry Potter rep that he continues to figuratively and literally drop his own drawers to packed houses. Of course, all of this dude-on-horse weirdness is intellectualized as a “clash between Apollonian reason and Dionysian ecstasy,” but, all we really need to know is that he flashes his ass and characterizes it as “art.”

Not that we’re complaining, mind you.

Source: Vogue



12 comments

Oh
My
God.

Daniel Radcliffe farts PURE LIGHT!

08.22.08 | 2:13 am

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08.22.08 | 4:14 am

I hate to quibble (as you know) but I believe a closer inspection will reveal that is not an angry ass but a perplexed horse.

/pedantic intervention

08.22.08 | 5:21 am
RW

Who’s the old guy, the pimp?

08.22.08 | 8:28 am

Wow, look at those magnificent hindquarters!

On the horse, I mean. What a beautiful animal. Looks like a Frisian.

08.22.08 | 9:40 am
BWeaves

The “old guy” is Mr. Dursley. Yeah, he’s in Equus, too.

08.22.08 | 1:28 pm

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08.22.08 | 5:51 pm
the wolf

Daniel found a rather elegant way of stating he enjoys doing horse porn.

08.24.08 | 12:55 pm

He may think this is all edgy and progressive right now, but what do you think the odds are that he’ll look back at this in 20 years and do anything but wince?

08.24.08 | 1:53 pm
snapnhiss

Speaking of teacups, does anyone else remember the photo of David Duchovny with just a teacup covering his manbits while he smiled provocatively at the camera? It’s worth a google.

08.25.08 | 2:38 pm
Phil Force

Hmmm…..backlit bareback boy-buns. To top it all off, he’s copping an Ace and Gary pose, atop a black stallion. Very arty indeed.

09.07.08 | 2:59 pm
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