Japan”’s contributions to world culture include psychotic game shows and some of the world”’s worst cuisine. (By the way, don”’t click on that cuisine link before you”’ve eaten. Or after you”’ve eaten. Or ever. Trust me on this one.) And, of course, they”’ve given us Hello Kitty. But now they”’ve released a product that gooses up Hello Kitty”’s already enormous creepiness factor”’the Paris Hilton Hello Kitty.
Incidentally, for those who want a really complete collection of Paris Hilton merchandise, the link also notes that Paris Hilton sex dolls are now available. No word on whether they come direct from the factory with chlamydia, or if you have to special order that.
