The Lindsay Lohan Story might make a decent movie or a long-running sitcom (Two and a Half Women, featuring Rebecca Black as Ali Lohan and Jared Leto as Samantha Ronson), but the ideal medium for her story is definitely the comic book. The people at Bluewater Productions realized this, and once it’s pointed out you tend to have a “D’oh!” moment, it’s so blindingly obvious. Infamous: Lindsay Lohan is set for release this September, and surprisingly the writers don’t plan to focus on LiLo’s slapstick shenanigans or the running joke of her encounters with the California judicial system:

Lohan is both a victim of the all-consuming celebrity culture and a perpetrator of bad decisions, lack of self-control and an unhealthy sense of entitlement,” writer Marc Shapiro said. “This issue can be seen as a tragedy in motion; its last chapter has yet to be written.”

Bluewater is also offering to donate a share of the profits to a charity of Lindsay’s choice, assuming she can bring herself to speak to them. Apropos of Two and a Half Men, Bluewater’s take on the walking insanity that is Charlie Sheen will be hitting the shelves in July.

(Picture courtesy of Radar Online.)