Remember these lovely NSFW pictures of Anthony Kiedis and girlfriend Heather Christie? He’s 44 years old, and she’s just now turned 20 years old but these two obviously enjoy playing up the age difference because it’s so fucking controversial. Yawn.

At any rate, the good times are about to collide with reality because Heather is pregnant with Anthony’s child:

In retrospect, this pregnancy seems rather obvious in regard to Anthony’s March 2007 Blender interview:

“On paper there was no reason whatsoever we should have gotten along,” he says of Christie, who on their first date took him on a tour of her hometown of Simi Valley. “But when I hung out with her, I didn’t want to hang out with anybody else.”

They’re even considering a little Kiedis. “Yes, I wanna have kids,” he confirms.

This next part is a bit off topic, but its juxtaposition illustrates their coupledom quite succinctly:

Kiedis obliges Blender by following up an earlier line of questioning: “Maybe you can clarify something,” he says to Heather. “He asked if we had musical arguments. I told him that you were a big Nick Lachey lover.”

“What!” Heather says. “Not really.” Then she adds, “Oh, and by the way, John Frusciante also likes Nick Lachey.”

“No!”

“I’m serious.”

Miss Heather is now turning the members of the Red Hot Chili Peppers into Nick Lachey fanboys, which is rather disturbing beyond belief. In addition, one wonders about the maturity level of a fellow who dates women who are less than half their respective age. Similarly, Miss Heather’s preference for older men leads one to believe the girl has daddy issues, which must be quite warped to draw her to a professional gigolo and sperm broker otherwise known as Vincent Gallo. And while Kiedis obviously isn’t shooting blanks, his years of hard drug use could still complicate things, like say, in consideration of his hepatitis C. Then again, perhaps kabbalah study is supposed to cure all those nasty vice-related diseases. Or maybe not.