I do realize that y’all are probably exhausted from the torturously slow orgasmic buildup until the release of Robert Rodriquez and Quentin Tarantino’s Grindhouse, but just cool your baby-bronzed heels for a bit. It turns out that I just might have accrued a slightly vested interest in the film’s release, so it is simply time to surrender to the exploitation. Resistance is, like, totally futile.

This second third trailer functions as the official theatrical trailer for the double feature, and it’s hotter than a hijacker’s pistol: