It’s been a while since we posted any stories about Amy Winehouse, mostly because after a certain point it felt less like celebrity mockery and more like poor dumb animal torture. But it’s worth noting that Amy’s latest…

Bloody hell! If this isn’t a recipe for disaster, then I suppose it’s also an illusion that Pete Doherty always remembers to zip his fly.

It seems that…

Now, this advert combines a take on some paparazzi shots — featuring Amy Winehouse and a bottle of booze — that we know all to well with some admitttedly morbid humour:

Not everything they do it good.

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At least, Amy Winehouse’s fake rack are still intact, and — from the looks of things — she’s got no idea where Pete Doherty is either.

Imagery: Bauer-Griffin Online

Amy Winehouse has been something of a disappointment as a singer, but at least she… wait a minute, it’s coming to me…. No, she’s pretty much a failure at everything. She didn’t even have the common courtesy to…

This week’s Holy Moly mailout delivers a revelation Amy Winehouse and her nit-ridden wig:

Amy has apparently developed a weird kind of OCD thing and has to count to five before she says anything or she hyperventilates

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Well, it’s New Year’s Eve, and there isn’t jack crap going on that’s worth writing about. So, rather than subject everyone to more year-end lists (you can find that everywhere else, right?), we suggest browsing the graphical wizardry…

Celebrity scarecrows are certainly one of the more creepy-cool oddities that tend to make their appearance during this time of year. Clearly, the Kate Moss scarecrow is a concept piece with moss skin and a frock “made of…

Until recently Adrianne Curry meant as little to me as I mean to her, which is saying something. But the America’s Next Top Model winner is beginning to worm her way into my heart with her endearing willingness…

And thus we discover where Amy Winehouse learned her classy ways. Mitch Winehouse, appearing on some Brit chat show, decided to compete with Joe Simpson for the coveted title of Dad Making Creepiest Comment Ever About His…