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Money Still Can’t Buy Taste

By Bedhead in Beyonce Knowles

Beyonce and Jay Z

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Together, married couple Beyonce and Jay-Z (here, vacationing in chonically sunny St. Tropez) are reportedly worth over a billion dollars, but you’d never know it by looking at whatever the hell Beyonce is…

Gwyneth Paltrow Is Not A Corporate Shill, Thank You Very Much

By Bedhead in Beyonce Knowles, Gwyneth Paltrow, Nutjobs, Sting

GOOP legs

Darlings, our wondrous leader has deigned to write a “Dear Gwyneth” set of questions and answers for us helpless pedestrians, who cannot possibly choose our own consumer products and require the advice of a pedigreed expert. Unfortunately,…

The Definitive Coachella 2010 Photo

By Bedhead in Beyonce Knowles, Coachella, Glastonbury, Music, Smoking Bolts

Beyonce and Maria Shriver at Coachella

The Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival continues throughout the weekend, but I think it’s pretty safe to declare that the above photo — featuring Beyonce (wearing a t-shirt emblazoned with “punkass mother fucker,” “bullocks,” &…

Gwyneth Paltrow Wants A “Friendship” Divorce

By Bedhead in Beyonce Knowles, Gwyneth Paltrow, Kate Hudson, Madonna, Winona Ryder

Gwenth Paltrow - GPal's Pals

As previously discussed, the insufferable Gwyneth Paltrow has made a habit of injecting her own riveting life questions (remember Winona “Frenemy” Ryder?) into her Goop newsletter/website. Naturally, GPal believes that the pedestrians can’t read between her snottily scribbled lines, which only makes things more fun for us. This week, Gwyneth is musing about “Friendship Divorce,” and she has her “experts” weigh in on the following intro:

What do you do when you realize that although you may have years of history, and found real value in each other in times past, that you kind of don’t like a friend anymore? That, after time spent with this person, you feel drained, empty, belittled or insulted. My father always used to tell me that, “you can’t make new old friends.” How do you distinguish if someone in your life makes you change for the better or if you are better off without them?

Let’s be honest and acknowledge that we don’t care about what her “experts” have to say on this matter. We want to know who GPal is “divorcing,” and GPal’s Pals is a highly exclusive club with very few members. Soooo, is it Madonna? Kate Hudson? Beyonce?

Tasty Waves and an Expired Bud

By Bedhead in Angelina Jolie, Beyonce Knowles, Boobies, Brad Pitt, Britney Spears, Pamela Anderson, Spice Girls

paxBrad Pitt causes my ovaries to twinge . . . again. (Celebitchy)

The Spice Girls must be low on cash – they decided in favour of a reunion. (Celebrity Smack)

Beyonce Knowles is still bootylicious. (The Blemish)

Pamela Anderson gives…

fat bottom girls

By Phin in Beyonce Knowles, Jennifer Lopez, Kylie Minogue

It looks like Queen was on to something.

THERE are a few exceptions which will always stand out, but most female stars yearn for a diminutive derriere.

However, it appears that the small and slender bottom is very much a…

Why Actresses Are Not Models

By Bedhead in Beyonce Knowles, Boobies, Cameron Diaz, Jessica Biel, Kirsten Dunst, Oscars, Vanity

While we hate to lend credence to Karl Lagerfield Jean Paul Gaultier, the fact of the matter is that designer clothes do hang better on tall and slender models than their more civilian counterparts. A cursory comparison of Oscar gowns…

Starring Annie Leibovitz as Fairy Godmother

By Bedhead in Annie Leibovitz, Beyonce Knowles, Brittany Murphy, Posh and Becks, Scarlett Johansson

Prince Charming in Sleeping Beauty

Famed photographer Annie Leibovitz has been using her mad skillz to promote Disneyland and Walt Disney World’s Year of a Million Dreams. In one of the fantasy scenario pictorials, David Beckham appears as Prince Charming. As expected,…

Smiling as She Rips Phin’s Heart Out

By Mr. Atoz in Beyonce Knowles, Boobies, Eva Longoria

Apparently she”””s not that desperate. Eva Longoria has brought ”””one of the happiest days of [Phin''''''s] poor pitiful existence””? to a thuddingly inglorious close by announcing that she will not be rubbing Beyonc”” down with mango love…

Beyonce and Eva are lesbian lovers

By Phin in Beyonce Knowles, Boobies, Eva Longoria

This dear lurkers may very well be one of the happiest days of my poor pitiful existence on this spinning ball of mud.

Why you ask, because it’s not everyday you learn Beyonce Knowles and Eva Longoria, two women that…


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