The Queen of the Mismatched Botox Brows herself, Kylie Minogue, has talked to the Daily Mail with a bit of good-natured whining about being “overshadowed by my own bum”:

After the “Spinning Around” video, people became

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In a revelation that shall matter to absolutely no one (because there’s still a set of scantily clad boobs present), Victoria’s Secret has been forced to scale down spending (for the second hear in a row!) on its…

As audiences grow weary of the current wave of headache-inducing 3-D movies, the movement still persists. Hell, just a few moments ago,

Although it seems improbable to those of us who possess common sense, it appears that Paris Hilton’s fragrances do sell adequately enough to warrant further variations on the concept of whoreflower extract combined with marijuana highnotes. Hence the…

Well, it’s about damn time that the latest wave of overrated 3D movies received some criticism in the form of a t-shirt slogan. And, oddly enough, these anti-3D boobs are much more attractive than the actual 3D…

Mystery Ass: On a cold & windy NYC evening. (PB)

Tiger Woods has gay sex? No freaking way. (CS)

Gwyneth is constipated & totally full of crap. (CB)

Sylvester Stallone broke his neck. Holy crap! (Yeeeah!)

Mariah Carey really should…

Apologies for the intermittent disappearance of the site. Finally fixed things around 4:30 am, so new content will come, well, when it does…

We’ve often referred to the bizarre phenomenon that is Megan Fox’s cleavage, which seems to always be present yet, inexplicably, remain as wide as the Nine-Mile Canyon. Boobs don’t just naturally do that, so…

Oh bloody hell. That bastion of western civiilization known as the Daily Mail has claimed that Liz Hurley has “outshine[d]” Kate Moss at a society wedding. Ha.

Yet, in the above photo, Liz sits alone while…

Katy Perry is, like, really deep (and quirky too). Apparently, the mistress of faux-lesbian chic read too many Judy Blume novels as a child, for Perry has, inexplicably, told the press that she used to pray…