Master celebutard Brandon Davis has been largely absent from the gossip pages for the last couple of years, which has classed up the whole joint considerably. But he felt the need to speak out after his one-time girlfriend…

Life has not been kind to Jason Davis. True, his family has a dump-truck full of money, and he won’t have to work or even do anything particularly useful for the rest of his life. But it can’t be fun…

Over the weekend, most celebrities were angling for an invitation to one of the Oscar parties being thrown in LA. But bottom feeders from the C-list and below might have had to settle for something a little less swanky, like…

In this episode of “Lifestyles of the Rich and Useless,” Brandon Davis, oily oil heir, Paris Hilton boy toy and hater of the firecrotch, takes time out from his busy schedule of club-hopping and bloating to go sky-diving over…

Well, we all knew this was coming. Star Magazine reports that Lindsay Lohan has entered rehab following an intervention by her family and representatives from her current project, I Know Who Killed Me. The group told Lindsay…

Pursuant to normal human physiology, one’s metabolism is boosted slightly in the period immediately following the smoking of a cigarette. In this vein, smoking cigarettes should be an easy way for a fat slob like Brandon Davis…

And now for a Britney Spears story that”””s marginally less disgusting than our last fifteen or twenty posts about this Southern-fried Madonna wannawuz. Lately, as we all know, Britney has revealed far more information about her crotchular region…

For Halloween this year, greasy, foul-mouthed trust-fund-sucker Brandon Davis is bringing classy back to the upper classes by dressing as”’you guessed it”’a firecrotch. Some people might think this was tasteless, even offensive, but who cares what people think…

Lindsay Lohan is well on the way to becoming an American version of Pete Doherty, if Pete Doherty were female, preferred the rush of cocaine to the dial-tone buzz of heroin, and had gotten his start playing with the Wiggles.…

Day by day, I’m developing a grudging respect for Lindsay Lohan. Just reading about her life is an exhausting, full-time job. Posting about every one of her publicity-whoring misadventures would provide more than enough material for a whole separate…