Rihanna is sort of cute, in a reggae-flavored Raggedy Ann kind of way, and she’s made some highly listenable music. And she’s rich, of course, so she’s got that going for her. (I’m going to start rating women…

It’s been two years since Chris Brown pounded on Rihanna like she was a cheap steak, and he’s more than ready to move on from that unfortunate misunderstanding. Last December he tweeted a picture of the certificate…

If you didn’t happen to catch the BET Awards last Sunday, it’s unioversally agreed that the high point of the show’s not-at-all-necrophiliac tribute to Michael Jackson was Chris Brown’s performance of “Man in the Mirror.” The singer…

Funny how these things play out. Right after Chris Brown’s alleged beatdown of Rihanna, the “Umbrella” girl was riding a huge wave of public sympathy, while Chris Brown’s career was on life support. It looked as if his…