Never say that nothing interesting ever happens on Twitter, mates, for this little interaction brings me much joy. Last evening, the most washed-up Bond girl of them all, Denise Richards, took to her Twitter account to congratulate…

For what seems like absolutely no reason, Denise Richards was photographed doing yoga in Nassau, which I find rather weird because it’s very difficult to achieve equanimity with a fucking camera in your face. Perhaps she’s gearing up…

Not to mention a severe surplus of tiger’s blood and Adonis DNA. Charlie Sheen’s Violent Torpedo of Truth tour got off to the rocky start he deserved in Detroit. But Sunday night in Chicago things went…

Bloody hell, mates. You just never know when the topic of Pete Doherty’s gonna come up. As if to prove my point, comedian (and roving hairpiece) Russell Brand has namedropped our antihero’s old band, The Libertines. In a…

Megan Fox has now, in her own mind, entered the realm of “serious actress.” Daily Star reports that Fox was lined up as the next Bond Girl, but she’s selectively turned down the offer. Methinks this could…

Denise Richards is at the otherwise rather prestigious Sundance Film Festival. When not making a poor attempt at snowboarding or almost running over journalists, Denise was attempting to enlist actual talent for her dumb-ass reality show.…

Well, this is unexpectedly awkward. The Olsen twins, Mary-Kate (right) and Ashley (left), along with Kate Hudson, Salma Hayek, and many other female celebs, have donated their allure to Timothy White’s Hollywood Pinups. All proceeds, which in the…

He made it out of All Dogs Go to Heaven 2 with his dignity, self esteem, and voracious sex drive intacttwo out of three, anyway–but the drawn-out divorce/custody battle with Denise Richards may be too much for Charlie…

Sexier than a Playboy Bunny. Craftier than one of Charlie’s Angels. The Bond Girl is an essential component of any 007 flick, and she comes with a specific set of requirements: She must be bodacious, possess an outrageous

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Denise Richards may well be one of the worst actresses on the planet. Also, she”’s got atrocious taste in men. But there”’s another side to Denise”’a gentle, idealistic, even heroic side. For example, in this picture she”’s hauling…