I was going to go with a story about Bradley Cooper’s astonishing fluency in French as he promotes The Hangover 2 (or Le Gueule du Bois Deux, according to my Babelfrench) to gullible Francophones as some sort…

At this point, to say that Hollywood is out of ideas is about as sharp an observation as saying that Hollywood is in southern California. So you will not be surprised to hear that Sony has acquired the…

So: You’re out for an evening drive with your lady love, cruising down the highway at a sensible 110 miles an hour. Miss Right-for-the-Night is down on the floor, banging on the gas pedal with an empty tequila…

While this is a highly eventful photo spread, I’m slightly fascinated because there’s no earthly reason why Gwyneth Paltrow should appear in this month’s issue of Esquire Russia, which isn’t a receptive venue if she’s trying to push…

Oh Gwyneth, you’re so ironic. And droll. And insufferable. Still, I can admire that you’ve really gone with the spirit of Good Housekeeping’s Annual “Shine On” Awards for “Remarkable Women.” You’re just so … shiny. It’s almost like…

Quick: Name three things David Lynch and Gwyneth Paltrow have in common. Okay… Well, they’re both three-dimensional objects and carbon-based life forms, but after that they diverge rather sharply. But Lynch, like Goop, is turning away from movies…

The insufferable Gwyneth Paltrow has seen fit to ruin yet another song on “Glee.” This time, she’s covering Joan Jett & The Blackhearts “Do You Wanna Touch Me?” to typically horrid results. To me, listening to GOOP sing…

In utterly sanctimonious news, this week’s edition of GOOP features Gwenyth and her Very Important Friends each describing a day within their own very hectic, important lives. And I know you’re not particularly interested in GOOP’s…

An Australian man was driving down the freeway when he noticed the woman in the car beside him waving. When they pulled up at the lights he wound down the window. “I’ve just bought the new Coldplay album”,

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It’s the start of a new year, which means it’s time for Gwyneth Paltrow to start yammering about her colon. This year Goop is recommending Dr. Alejandro Junger’s Clean program, designed to protect us from “the thousands…