If you’ve ever wanted to lick David Hasselhoff all over, then—for the love o’ Mike, don’t tell me about it. Seriously, I really don’t need images like that cluttering up my head. But if that’s your thing, then…

Sometimes, television just gets too surreal to resist, but I’ll probably manage and (as usual) primarily, stick to watching Timothy Olyphant appearances (the better to set up that shrine I’ve been contemplating). Still, this news from

Yes, last night Katy Perry emceed MTV’s Europe Music Awards, proving that Europe’s claim to some sort of cultural superiority over America is a big fat lie. However, the high point of the evening was David…

Just because there’ll be no Transformers 3 next year, don’t expect 2010 to be suck-free. The latest entrant in a seemingly endless series of “who asked for it?” remakes from the big studios is Baywatch: The Big Screen…

Ever since various versions of the infamous hamburger video taught David Hasselhoff the power of the internet, the Hoff has set out to dominate 21st-century technology as thoroughly as he dominates drama, song, and lots of other…

David Hasselhoff is back on the market now that his divorce from Pamela Bach has been finalized, and you’d expect the ladies to be all over him (to quote some futuristic guy) like flies on a very seductive…

Just like last year, Hugh Hefner celebrated his 82nd Birthday at The Palms Casino Resort in Las Vegas. However, things were of a decidedly different aura this year. No attempted make-out sessions were to be found with…

The Daily Mail is running some excerpts from The Little Red Riders Book, listing the backstage demands of various talented or at least well-known performers. It’s pretty entertaining stuff, in spots. (Maybe not quite as entertaining as the…

John Stamos just cannot shut his damn mouth, and it’s obvious that his inner jerk would just love to burst out of the chronic “Full House” persona. In a recorded newspaper interview, Stamos talks about taking the…

Hot chicks with douchebags. What’s up with that? (CityRag)

Georgia Rule: “Thou shalt not cast a starlet whose cup size outweighs her talent.” (Pajiba)

Lindsay Lohan distracts the media from her crap movie by showing a boobie. (The Blemish)

Angelina…