Somehow we all forgot to observe Cheer Up Keanu Day this year, but Sad Keanu Reeves isn’t going to let that bring him down—not any further down, anyway. No, Sad Keanu has decided that if life hands…

The Wachowskis’ awesome capacity for batshit lunacy is a well-established fact, but it’s possible they’re considering a project that would make Speed Racer look like the product of a perfectly sane mind. Appearing in London to promote his…

Right now, Morpheus is texting Neo and asking him whether he feels quite like Alice. You know, as in tumbling down the rabbit hole. Morpheus continues to tap away to reassure Neo that this is not one of…

It has been pointed out that Jim Carrey’s pulling a very Neo-esque pose within the above photograph, but I do believe that something more sinister is at work in the below shots, where Carrey appears to be reenacting…

Yes, Keanu Reeves has gone the way of Brendan Frasier, minus the damn hair plugs, so to speak. You see, Keanu is now quite aware that idiots like us find great amusement in “tak[ing] paparazzi pictures…

As a matter of task, Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter haven’t “done a movie” together since Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure (1989, shown above) and its ill-fated sequel, Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey (1991), but last night the…

You are currently witnessing Sean Penn doing his best “Sad Keanu” with an added (and wholly bizarre) Robert Smith-esque interpretational dance of doom. We’ve already spoken, in rather jovial terms,…

As this pictures shall prove, Keanu Reeves is indeed capable of expressing jubliance, but — and sorry to disappoint — the dude was on the set of Generation Um and, obviously, being paid to appear upbeat or, as…

Although we’re no strangers to the concept of Twilight-themed cakes, it’s fairly obvious any cake that requires the use of Photoshop beforehand might not be too tasty. Poor RPattz — it’s no bloody wonder he looks…